Scott Humphries

Proud father to Harry and Arthur. HumphriesTrio Grounds Maintenance

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

@OUFCSLO can you ask why some stewards are trying to stop people from bringing in drinks to the ground? Happened last game of the season and again today. South stand lower fence end.

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

💛 A touching tribute to Amelia

[Dr David Bull @drdavidbull]

Just watch this.

Rachel Reeves forced to watch her own lies. Utterly embarrassing.

She must go. 👇

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

Let me get this straight, someone on ave. salary £35k a year, WORKING, will now be £1,400 worse off after the budget 

BUT someone with 5 kids on benefits NOT working will be £10,000 better off

This is becoming a disgrace. Rewarded for not working, PUNISHED for working

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

“We don't need to increase taxes further... it’s now on us", Rachel Reeves said last year, after hiking taxes by £40bn.

If she breaks that promise today, the Government will have lost what little credibility it had left.

Nobody should ever trust them again.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Rachel Reeves has broken her promises not to put up taxes. And all to fund more welfare.

She should resign. But if she doesn't have the decency to do that, Keir Starmer should sack her.

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

Former Oxford boss Des Buckingham is making an instant impact in the Saudi Pro League with Al-Kholood,winning their last four games despite having one of the smallest budgets in the league. Clubs in England considering a managerial change are keeping tabs on Buckingham.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Taxes

OH …UNITED KINGDOM
This is very interesting.
If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years!

Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
We are charged:
· Stamp Duty
· Tobacco Tax
· Corporate Income Tax
· Income Tax
· Council Tax
· Unemployment Tax
· Petrol/Diesel Tax
· Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
· Alcohol Tax
· G.S.T.
· Property Tax
· Purchase Property Tax
· Tax on Title Searches
· Tax on Building Inspections
· Tax on supplements
· Taxes on various food items
· Taxes on Dining out
· Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal
· Service charge taxes
· Social Security Tax
· Vehicle License / Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax
· And now Carbon Tax
AND I’m sure you can think of more...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

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[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

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[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

Proud to share the results from day one of a brand new grounds maintenance contract I’ve taken on. 🌿

What was an overgrown and neglected space has now been transformed into a clean, tidy, and inviting garden area for residents to enjoy.

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

A Saturday morning match cut and prep for the Golden Sparrows cricket team this morning..for any grounds maintenance whether it be for summer sport, winter sport or general grounds maintenance feel free to contact..

[FC United of Manchester 🟥⬜⬛ @FCUnitedMcr]

FA Cup replays scrapped to “protect players” yet MUFC can fly 6,500 miles for two pointless friendlies in 48 hours.

The Glazers & Ratcliffe don’t care about welfare or tradition. Meanwhile, the Premier League big club owners get more powerful. Their greed is destroying football

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

Anyone in local area of Oxfordshire or surrounding areas got a toro procore available to hire for a day next week please…

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

@OffTheBallMedia How was the pitch ? I hope you kept @ruoss_toby on his toes!!

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

@RCD_MallorcaEN @CDLeganes_en Hi, I would like to try and get tickets for this match, how can I get hold of some please

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

Great result that @OffTheBallMedia , safe trip back! I may even make a visit on Saturday for the huge match!

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

An enjoyable day @SibfordSport marking out pitches ready for them hosting a rugby 7s tournament in a few weeks. A lovely venue in a lovely setting. This has helped the grounds team carry on with normal activities instead of days and days of string lines!

[Oxford United @OUFCOfficial]

Following a medical emergency which took place during today’s game, Oxford United can confirm a supporter suffered a cardiac arrest during the first half. We are pleased to report they are now in a stable condition and receiving further treatment in hospital. 💛

[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

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[Scott Humphries @ScottHumphries1]

Exciting news! 🚀 From Monday, 3rd March, HumphriesTrio Grounds Maintenance is officially launching full-time!

With 15+ years of experience, I’m here to provide expert grounds maintenance & renovation across Oxfordshire. Get in touch for top-quality service!

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