Scott

Occasional Journalist, full-time dying faster than most. Official @QPR penalties expert. Husband. Chef. WSET Level 3.

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[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

You can all have tomorrow off work.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

Speaking to my @TheRippaverse insider... you should see the average spend per customer.

These people are NUTS.

They buy ALL the covers, all the variants, all the stupid merch (genuinely, what nonce would buy a t-shirt or poster).

The number of unquestionably clients is a shocking percentage.

@ericdjuly is relying on a group of actual retards to keep going.

George!!!!

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

Look at this privileged never had a proper career politician @JennyChapman & her language.

Illegal immigrants are not 'irregular'.

We must fight hard against the gaslighting and the wanky language these fuckwits try and force on us.

A line is drawn. They shall not cross it.

[Jenny Chapman @JennyChapman]

Pleased to meet @WorldBank President Banga in my first meeting as Minister for International Development.

The World Bank is one of the UK’s most important partners for delivering growth and jobs, tackling conflict and irregular migration.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@JennyChapman @FCDOGovUK @WorldBank Illegal. Criminal.

Irregular is a bullshit term.

Use that bollocks again, and you will be interned when my dictatorship starts. This is your first and final warning.

I was a victim of the Hostile Environment and I DESPISE this bullshit re criminals invading the UK.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@CouchPotatoUK @vicsinghb I do have maple syrup dear province. X

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

BREAKING! 🚨🚨

Tomorrow is Pancake Day.

A glove has been thrown down. A challenge has been declared.

I have accepted.

My wife 🇺🇸 vs Me 🇬🇧

American vs British pancakes.

The winner gets a £20 Argos voucher and A YEAR OF BRAGGING RIGHTS.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

Congrats on the praying.

£5 the rest is bollocks 😉

An aside. Is tonight #comicsgate King's doing something re @TheBoschFawstin ?

I seriously enjoy the drawing. @gnolan12 needs to to it with one hand tied behind his back though, he absolutely crushes it, IN DETAIL, so fast.

Man is a beast at fast and excellent work.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@Hitchslap297178 @omar8522 @MUFC_Saints @AadamHaladh @mum_sc Yes he did "bacon is badass"

Jesus.

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@AaronImholte @RekietaLaw Nick sent me a hamper.

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@34mmp33l @AjaTheEmpress Innit

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

As someone who registered themselves as a Jedi with the UK census... this doesn't look very Jedi friendly.

Kinda seems to be for one religion and one sex only. 🤷🏼

[Aadam @AadamHaladh]

Newly opened multi-faith room behind the Stretford End. Make use of it if you’re at the match today, a lot of people have pushed hard for this. @mum_sc

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

This prostitute probably picked up another 6 figures from sad as fuck teenagers and fat basement dwellers for her BS.

What a time to be alive...

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Amouranth is soja boy

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@GundamIsHere Is @Amouranth the prostitute who wanks off plastic willies for money?

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@RepNancyMace Well @AOC had a @netflix deal before she was primaried in.

Who picked her?

Who owns her?

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@fatin_fatih317 @ElSimbinho9 @throughist @AadamHaladh @mum_sc A phobia is an irrational fear.

My fear is very rational.

I'm off to eat.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

I've seen circa 14 today.

Woo

Congrats @CityPolice you're doing really well 🙄

[City of London Police @CityPolice]

We continue to crack down on illegal e-bikes and e-scooters on our roads.

The road policing unit and cycle team carried out a joint operation where 14 illegal e-bikes/e-scooters were seized.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@SkyNews Is he bumming or being bummed by Lord Alli?

Gwan, do some journalism.

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@TheRippaverse Is this the Mormon stuff?

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@heelvsbabyface Hope your day improves and the was sent as a freebie (it's absolute gash).

An aside. Why the hell did that assassination attempt on Mateta need a VAR??

Brilliant and well deserved win yesterday!

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@CaptainKennie Fascinating innit?

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@ElSimbinho9 @Keir_Starmer Anyways.

Yummy yummy in my tummy. I'm off to smash into a beautiful Sikh curry xxx

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

Always within a few minutes of talking to an Islam bloke.

It's 'THE JEWS'

Anyways. Let's keep our open borders @Keir_Starmer ... these lads coming definitely, 100%, aren't all #Antisemitic misogynistic, homophobic fuckwits.

They're lovely.

Praise be to Allah (may he get peas on his dinner or whatever the phrase is).

[Scott @ScottJonesy99]

@ElSimbinho9 @Keir_Starmer Where do you wish I start gaylord?

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@CaptainKennie