Scotty The Body

Sexy beast, charming motherfucker, and entertaining guy. I make everything dirty. In a sexual way.

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

@Carlm13081 @RonFilipkowski I'm just one liberal but I like him more after this

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

The tributes to Dolly Parton sure shine a light on how awful the president and every single republican and tech billionaire are

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

For a virile young sex machine, I sure do grunt a lot getting off the couch.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DOLLY PARTON IT ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU BUBBA YOU STILL NUMBER 1 FOREVER WITH ME

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

One of the best tributes to Dolly Parton, you’ll ever see.

[Lyric ✨ @LyricWrestling]

Dolly was openly pro-LGBTQ+, pro-Black Lives Matter, pro-women’s rights, pro-literacy, pro-science and proudly Christian while remaining firmly rooted in country music and although several tried, no one could ever intimidate her into backing down or being silent. 1 of 1.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

I bet that bitch Jolene killed Dolly.

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

Let's hear from the WWE fans who caught The Rock's elbow pad when he threw it into the audience during the People's Elbow

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

What's your favorite song about math? Mine is "Add It Up" by the Violent Femmes

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

It's said about some people that they would, "give you the shirt off their back." Not me. Then you could see my nipples.

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

Farted so good during a pee I could tighten my belt a notch tighter.

[Gormless Goon The Godless Yokel 🇺🇦 @GodlessEngineer]

ATHEISM: Because not once has the answer turned out to be magic. EVER.

Lightning wasn't Zeus. Disease wasn't demons. Earthquakes weren't divine punishment. Every single time we actually investigated something, the answer turned out to be natural, testable, and repeatable.

The…

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

@WesInman1 @TheSkepticWiz Didn't Lot's daughters get him to knock them up in this story?

[The Skeptic @TheSkepticWiz]

Big CHECK ✔️✔️✔️

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

"Everybody" seems like hyperbole. It can't be *everybody*. Gotta be exceptions.
Everybody has a hungry heart?
Everybody is working for the weekend?
Everybody wants to rule the world?
Everybody was kung-fu fighting?

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

There needs to be another word for hatred of LGBTQ+. "Phobia" is fear. They're not scared. They hate.

[Scotty The Body @ScottRotPotSnot]

@Fact No effing way. No. Nope.