Scott Spillan

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@TonyGrossi @McClain_on_NFL Sorry, Tony. They will miss you!

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@SportsBoyTony Lol love that no one knows you are being sarcastic 😂

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@TheBabylonBee They won a world series in 2016!?!?Against us! (Cleveland)

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"I forgive him."

Erika Kirk says she forgives the man suspected of killing her husband: "I forgive him because it was what Christ did. And is what Charlie would do."

[Janet Parshall @parshalltalk]

This is the headline of the year. “I forgive him.” This is what Jesus did for us.

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@AnnieAgar Sorry, not sorry, Annie!
#brownsfan

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@Anc_Aesthetics I appreciate the thread to find the truth but please be careful using the word “retarded” as it can take away from what you are doing

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@ClayTravis there is a sighting in Cleveland

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@reflog18 They both are awesome and have their own unique style. We’re grateful to have them!

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@TonyGrossi Good job, Tony. You did great!

[The Free Press @TheFP]

Islamists massacred over 200 people in Yelwata, Nigeria—many of them women and children. The media barely mentioned it. https://t.co/8zN5S361Az

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@BlueJays I am not even offended; it actually made me laugh. This was pretty good

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@CoachWilson66 @reflog18

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@AnnieAgar That last line was savage

[Scott Spillan @ScottSpillan]

@RevJacquiLewis Life-honoring? It is literally killing a baby. Read Psalm 139. Not sure what book you study or preach out of

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

All pro-choice people know that by abortion we are killing children. Here are 11 evidences to show this. That this truth is suppressed in unrighteousness (Romans 1:18) is why we preach redemption in Christ crucified and risen. Our only hope.

https://t.co/HAbe6HQUgk

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

From @WashingtonPost: #Ohio may be realizing the benefits of early intervention in the pandemic by its government and medical community. Ohio has fewer than a third the number of people with #COVID19 than in 3 comparably sized states — Michigan, Pennsylvania and Illinois.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine’s coronavirus response has become a national guide to the crisis https://t.co/Q1CCTRtcOZ