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@Sassafrass_84 Hahabawaaaahahaha

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@jimmieX07 She cannot single out one company for new taxes, it will have to be applied to every company that has benefited from the agreements over the last 30 years. Good luck w that

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@AGHamilton29 What pollution do data center create?

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@DateeD1 Those are new

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@jimmieX07 I call BS, he either never said this or it is orchestrated for democrats to look like they are concerned w the people’s welfare until they get majority at state and federal level before crushing the constitutional rights of Americans

[Cyntax @Cyntaxed007]

I just find the timing interesting.

Before Thomas’s primary, I shared my story about our relationship. Part of that story was that we started dating after my former husband and I separated. My former husband was active-duty military and had struggled with substance abuse after multiple deployments.

Thomas used his official position to pressure my former husband’s commander to issue a no-contact order involving Thomas and me. At the time, I didn’t question it.

Then Thomas’s spokesperson tried to discredit my account of our relationship by claiming I had lied about my experiences with my former husband.

But the transcript Thomas himself had sent me of his conversation with my former husband’s commander supported what I had said. When a lawyer posted that transcript, the lawyer also raised concerns about Thomas using his office that way.

That set off something I hadn’t expected. My understanding is that senior military officials began looking into what happened. My former husband, who had already left the military, was contacted and questioned. His former commander was questioned too.

Shortly afterward, Thomas began going after Pete Hegseth.

Could those things be completely unrelated? Absolutely. I don’t have evidence that one caused the other.

But based on my own experiences with Thomas, I have found him extraordinarily vindictive. So I can’t shake the question: did military scrutiny of his conduct involving my family have anything to do with the hostility that followed?

That is my theory. I’m not presenting it as a proven connection. But I do think the timing deserves scrutiny.

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Proof that the great State of Texas is in huge trouble.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

“Traitor to the West” or political overreach? Incoming Texas House Majority Leader Rep. Gene Wu joins “Katie Pavlich Tonight” to weigh in on the backlash against Elon Musk. @KatiePavlich

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.

You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.

And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.

Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?

And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.

The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?

No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.

But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.

Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.

You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.

And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.

After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.

Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.

You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.

And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.

You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.

So here's some advice, Tommy.

Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.

You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.

Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕

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@adamfrancisco_ And higher taxes, sky rocketing electric bills, water rights forfeiture and a flood of illegal aliens

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@JulianAcciard1 Marines have to be arrogant because thanks to the Department of the Navy , they have the smallest budget of all the armed forces. If they had half the Army budget they could crush any enemy that would be crazy enough to meet them on the battlefield

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@JordyDutch That ain’t Shiite, I have perfected a gamma ray weapon that is powered by table salt

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

In case you’re wondering why Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie introduced articles of impeachment against @PeteHegseth today.

Don’t forget, he has Iranian donors.

I always said the claim that pro-Israel and anti-Hamas accounts were being paid $7,000 was just projection and made up lies by people who actually have been given $7,000 by bad actors.

FEC records reveal that @RepThomasMassie, who spent last year spreading the lie that pro- Israel accounts are paid $7,000 by @netanyahu per post, actually received donations of $7,000 from Muslim donors during his last failed campaign for Congress.

This explains why Massie appears to be pro-Iran and why he wants to limit President Trump’s ability to carry out strikes in Iran. It also explains why he wants to impeach Secretary of War @SecWar @PeteHegseth.

Massie is a sympathizer of the Iranian regime.

Lots of Muslim money is being thrown around.

It will get worse as we head into 2028.

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@SaltyGoat17 They all suck

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@iAnonPatriot Well at least they have some resolve

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@RepThomasMassie Hey Massie, when you read the names and n the Epstein list , why don’t you read the names of your Iranian donors

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

EXCLUSIVE:

🚨 Thomas Massie’s ex-girlfriend tells me one of the reasons why she decided to go public with her story is because he is taking money from Iranians and the Islamic lobby 🚨

Former Congressional staffer and @RepThomasMassie’s ex-girlfriend @Cyntaxed007 Cynthia West tells me Massie’s anti-Israel crusade is riddled with hypocrisy. West said Massie talked to her about his “Iranian connections” and that she became alarmed when she started looking at his donors and saw he was taking so much Islamic money from Iranians.

She told me,

“When you start looking at Joe Kiani,” West said, referring to the Iranian-born Democrat megadonor, “this is one of Thomas’s big donors.”

West said Massie appeared to be receiving money from “pro-Palestinian folks” while publicly attacking Israel.
“He’s at this fundraising event,” West said, “and it appears that he is receiving money from these pro-Palestinian folks, and then also tweeting while he’s there, saying, hey, we need to remove all aid and assistance to Israel.”

West raised an important question about Thomas Massie’s stance on Israel: “Are you a pay-to-play?” West likened Massie’s views on Israel to selling his soul.

West also called out the hypocrisy of Massie railing against pro-Israel influence while benefiting from donors and PAC money connected to Jewish and pro-Israel contributors. “You can’t be like, oh, I don’t want people getting money from AIPAC, while at the same time you’re taking money from the other side,” West said, referring to the Islamic lobby backing Massie with so much money.

Massie pretends to be some “America First” isolationist and lectures us about foreign interference while allegedly taking money from Muslim, communist anti-Israel Democrats. “You need to be principled,” West said.

But Thomas Massie isn’t principled. He’s a hypocrite and a liar.

Release the Massie Files!
@POTUS @SpeakerJohnson @GOPoversight

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@ChuckGrassley You should have done that 18 months ago you old fart

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@RedEagleUpdates Whatever. Those two will just go rub wieners in a broom closet and say they did their best

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@GuntherEagleman I would rather have Talarico than Cornyn, at least we know he is on the opposing side