Scott Stockers

Rh-negative. Genetically predisposed to rebellion.

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Grok blessed me with this gem today for anyone in California who'd like to start a meme war.

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@QueenAnticommie No, but the more he drinks the thinner the line between friend and lover becomes until he wakes up and realizes that last night was kind of gay. Then the nagging starts, the worm starts turning and boom... he's ours.

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@ManySuchCases @ProfWBCarter This game is already over. The inmates already know why Karmelo murdered Austin and Karmelo will never make it to his first parole hearing.

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@MrEmilyGDawn @BtrixKid @MrAndyNgo This is so confusing. She was just talking about women being women being crazy?

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@MrEmilyGDawn @BtrixKid @MrAndyNgo Nothing screams explosive like putting a woman with mental health issues on T.

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@JezziiB Please, we all know it takes a 12-pack.

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@generaljunkyard Just watched a parade of naked people and never hit pause.

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@generaljunkyard F•ck it! They raise their kids the same way they raise their dogs.

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@4thOfJuly365 USAID and @realDonaldTrump shut it down.

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@tifasweetie We have a confession. PERVERT and PREDATORY GAY (PPG).

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@purutrap Nothing screams dating a woman quite like a c•ck in your a••.

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@Denisjetson Nobody posts tease pics for women because they couldn't care less.

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@4thOfJuly365 I had a party line as a kid. It was like pervert radio.

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@Rogerr0718 It's a long walk to 80 and you've just barely stumbled out of the gates. Today may suck but you control tomorrow.

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@ManySuchCases @softfracturebun Because these a••holes are assaulting women and children and destroying our community. This sh•t isn't okay.

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@QueerFamlove Be careful with this one.

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@wmallen2024 God doesn't make us suffer out of cruelty. It's an ingredient in the recipe that makes us cling to the good times as if they're as precious as they actually are.

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@ManySuchCases @35_7degrees Had a bi-curious phase in my late teens. Constant nagging though turned me gay as f•ck.

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@generaljunkyard Civilization? They've been on the continent for 3 million years and still haven't figured out that it's easier to cook a turtle if you remove it from the shell.

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@4thOfJuly365 Fix the spelling and I'd order three of those.

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@generaljunkyard Three of them are all well too old to have children and the one on the bottom left is a man.