Author Scott Craven

Former journalist now writing my own stories. Author of Dead Jed: Adventures of a Middle School Zombie, and supernatural comedy “Upton Arms”

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@ReillyRick Hate to be one of those guys who knew you years ago with a favor to ask, but I am one of those guys. It's a book-blurb thing. DM me? And loved your Don-bomb column. When I worked for the AZ Republic, I was lucky enough to visit Sedona dozens of times.

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Hey @VancityReynolds - why, as a longtime Mint customer (more than 3 years), did my phone brick just 500 feet into Canada? Do you hate your native country? Or was it me?

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@newsroomkimarie @azcentral Though I have no specific recollection of this story, the fact you brought it in on my last day, and spoke of what it meant to you, was special. Thank you for reminding me how lucky I was to spend 40 years in the newspaper biz.

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Think canned cranberry sauce is the worst thing about Thanksgiving? You're dead wrong https://t.co/m1H4811C57

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@dog_feelings This is Harrison and his fren Couchy. Only Couchy had to go to a nice farm upstate where he is having good life.

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Here's a first look inside Disneyland's new Star Wars land — and what to expect when it opens https://t.co/9jiJvMraSH via ⁦@azcentral⁩

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How to score limited-edition Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge merchandise at Disneyland https://t.co/pfw96hfsvw via @azcentral

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@DisneylandToday Inspired by Nightmare Before Christmas https://t.co/ncvj9qIxXV

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@MeetThePress The last thing we need in Arizona is to save daylight. We would spend it if we could. #daylightspendingtime @azcentral

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@Dbacks Assuming relievers have an app to summon the cart. Self-driving?

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The not-so-Imagineer fix to loose bricks near small world. @DisneylandToday

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If you're a fellow Baby Boomer like @Scott_Craven2, how did we survive? @AllTheMoms_ https://t.co/F86Va5Nkrk

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Honestly, your Halloween candy can say a lot about you. @Scott_Craven2 https://t.co/iNpY2pw5DZ

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@ajrod @azcentral As a D-Back fan, I await guidance from the Chase Field scoreboard, which tells me how, when to cheer. It has yet to offer a witty reply.

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@bookingcom Huge thanks for securing a cancellation refund from a major hotel in just 1 hour. Such customer service is rare, and appreciated

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Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.

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This guy is rocking #Eclipse2017 with a welding helmet and recliner. This is how you view it.

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I'm only saying what every man knows. https://t.co/HR5nDHVokj

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Thanks, @Scott_Craven2 https://t.co/5oYvlAIM1p

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New attractions are fine, but I appreciate this - @Disneyland clearing Adventureland clog https://t.co/fCEsdUr61U via @azcentral

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Seems #cargoshortsshaming is a thing now. Fine. You'll get mine when you peel my old, stained tighty whities off me. And no one will do that