Scott's Edition

The Name Behind the News. Giving you real fake news in a fake real way.

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@accnetwork why does the UVA vs NC Central game still say “Your Game is About To Start”? The game already started!

Trash network.

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Why are Floridians worried about #HurricaneIan ? Can’t @RonDeSantisFL just send it away to Martha’s Vineyard?

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@FoxCarRental damn your SFO location service sucks

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@Meshgees @ClayTravis Because the peaceful protests have really worked in the past for black people, right?

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@themadh11480409 @LovettFan61 @ClayTravis But there are 5.8 times more white people than black people in the U.S…. So, percentage-wise black people are shot and killed by police at a MUCH higher rate.

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@pat_burchfield @Thomas98743317 @themadh11480409 @ClayTravis There are 5.8 times more white people than black people in the United States.

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@ClayTravis @CNN Dude, you’re just the worst.

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@ClayTravis So are you implying these people would have died anyway?

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@DrewHanlen Where’s Tony Bennett? Over 50% from 3 his junior and senior year.

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@JoshinhoSousa @ClayTravis Sounds like you got lucky. Statistics show that a much much higher percentage of those getting badly sick are unvaccinated. I realize this didn’t happen in your case which is a great thing for you. But it doesn’t mean most cases are like yours. Fair?

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@JoshinhoSousa @ClayTravis Have you considered that maybe it’s not as serious…. Because they’re vaccinated?

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@tamarammarie @YossiGestetner @ClayTravis @justin_hart Oh he does if you’d just watch the video instead of Clayton’s snapshot.

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@ClayTravis For all your fans who didn’t actually watch the video, Dr. Fauci provides a very good answer (ie natural immunity from having had Covid may be more resilient, but may not last very long)

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3) The man in the picture is making rules for how women, who are not him, are supposed to treat their bodies. That’s wrong.
4) @NikkiHaley follows an account called @ComfortablySmug
5) Nikki Haley has a heart emoji next to her name, even though she doesn’t have one!

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Let’s play “What’s Wrong With This Picture!”, the exciting new Twitter game by @ScottsEdition.

So, what are the five things wrong with the picture below?! See thread below for the answer!

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1) Clarence Thomas is, in fact, not the Chief Justice.
2) Today is not a great day to be thankful for Clarence, but instead one to be thankful for CHIEF Justice John Roberts who dissented yesterday’s abortion vote.

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@ClayTravis So now it’s just you talking about superspreader events, Clayton? Can’t wait for you to stop talking about COVID.

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@ClayTravis @clayandbuck I’m glad you’re asking the important questions Clayton. Where would the world be without you?

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@ClayTravis @kellyinvegas @theDlasvegas @DerekJStevens @dereksnicole @Bill80 @DarrenBanks56 @Siedlecki_B @BigBallsAtTheD @ChevelleInc @ClayTravis I like how you’re more focused on mask wearing than anyone else right now.