@BlondeOfWar If she’s throwing a divorce party, she’s probably basic af along with her friend’s and artificially inflated list of things he did. Obviously, she was a saint and had no part in the demise of the marriage. She probably quit banging him and then caught him looking at porn. 😱
@VP@FEMA_Deanne@NC_Governor “So there I was, on the airplane, flying, as you do, aha ha ha ha, and doodling, as a middle class kid does, while I ate my world famous bathtub collard greens out of Tupperware stained by spaghetti sauce, which is of course, made with tomatoes that farmers grew..haha… okaaaayy”