Caleb Allen

I'm just a guy who loves makeup and profanities. @xtina and @augusten are my idols and @shaniatwain is my first love. All tweets am my own.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Wait A Minute!” by WILLOW has reached 1 BILLION streams on Spotify.

[Caleb Allen @ScottyPumpkin]

@confideinm3 You’re not wrong.

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

the promo for desperate housewives is camp

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@bigdumbdudes @CastielAllen

[Caleb Allen @ScottyPumpkin]

@DiscreetLatino I’m 16 again. This album. Thank you.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Saw a Reddit post where this girl used her best friends peanut butter allergy to catch her boyfriend cheating. Her BFF was allergic to peanut butter so she ate a PB sandwich & then gave her boyfriend head. A few hours later, her BFF had to go to the ER for anaphylaxis😗🤣

[Caleb Allen @ScottyPumpkin]

@KenPaxtonTX you’re a vile pig. That woman’s life is in danger but you don’t give a shit. I hope if “God” is real he sends your judging ass to the deep pits of Hell. Woman’s healthcare is between a woman and her doctor.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

an icon has been birthed, i feel

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Internet star Sophie Anderson of the C*ck Destroyers has passed away, according to friend Rebecca Jones.

[Caleb Allen @ScottyPumpkin]

@getgo your wet go car wash results.

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@Tyson_James_ @LilNasX Way to judge in His name. Really following His teachings I see. God loves everyone. Continuing to judge people based on Their sexual orientation, Their political affiliation or what They believe Spiritually. I left the church because to do those things is not Christ like.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

4 years since dakota johnson ended ellen degeneres

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

[ReneighRidingBey 𐚁 @Bey_riding]

If Beyoncé would’ve did this during the performance of Summer Renaissance I wouldn’t be complaining �

[𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙕 ☆ @brotaminz]

My hanging plants whenever I water them

[Top Viral LGBTTYL+ Videos @vi2_v_2]

lois griffin drag queen show 9/11 was bad nine eleven tiktok tina justina

imtinajustina

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

not her serving cuntlery