Ian DS

Ex Pat in NZ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇳🇿 Hopefully all puns original, but there are only 48 musical scales, so who knows!

[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

A French policeman pulled me and my five kids over because the number 9 of my car registration wasn’t visible.

Once I explained that it was there, but there was mud covering it, he let me go.

He said he could see that I had a neuf on my plate.

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[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool Evening Sylvia 😊👋You’re welcome

[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool 😆😆👏👏

[Richard Stone @RichardStone21]

Hastings is named after a local farmer who inadvertently sat on a wasp's nest during harvesting.

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[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool Happy Tuesday evening Sylvia 😊👋

[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool Very good Sylvia 😂👏Oh, and,good evening 😊👋

[Richard Stone @RichardStone21]

That storm last night at the camping ground has changed our holiday, to a large ex tent.

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[Noel Anthony Conway @noel360]

Me: A Hollywood legend was once arrested for bombing a French car lot...

Them: Burnt Renaults?

Me: No, Jack Nicholson...

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[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool Very good Sylvia 😆👏👏Oh, and good evening 😊👋

[Richard Pulsford @RichardPulsford]

Not settling for the status quo, the new recruits will henceforth be kitted out in luxury camouflage gear. They're in Armani now.

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[Phillip Bagman + Trevor @BagmanPhillip]

Not all guitarist like yeast based spreads.
But I think Johnny Marr might.

#lunchpun

[Mohammed Miah @ref_tm]

Suitably Fake news about male geese is Proper Gander

#badjokethursday #LunchPun #RateMyPun

[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@oftenatthepool Sounds like the ideal day Sylvia 😊👍 Enjoy your evening

[Stevie Vegas (Steve the Juggler) @SteveJuggler]

Orthodontists going on strike. Brace yourselves! #LunchPun

[Ian DS @ScouldingIan]

@RichardPulsford Fair enough 😊😊👍

[Mohammed Miah @ref_tm]

Why is Saint-Saëns Symphony No. 3 in C minor known as ‘The Organ Symphony’?

Because ‘The Brain, Heart, Kidney, Spleen, Liver & Intestine Symphony’ would be far too long, obviously

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[Richard Pulsford @RichardPulsford]

I'm crying because I couldn't put up my rack using a food mixer and now I just feel like gnawing on it. I could try explaining it a different way but there's a whisk, I'll just weep eat my shelf.

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[Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34]

A sheep walks into a pub, and asks for a bag of salted peanuts. The landlord replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve baa snacks”. #lunchpun