Michael Blakemore-Carson

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@0xBlest_ @fesshole More information please!

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@SaltyGoat17 I didn't know lions had the vote in the USA.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole There are some polar bears who are very disappointed in you.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole I don't come to Fesshole for my heart to be warmed!

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole Good thing the current guests had decided to stand behind the door for the entirety of their stay there, eh?

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@ScoobyEDF @fesshole @RealBobMortimer That was my first thought! Bob and Christian Slater should sue.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole Samantha Cameron was open about voting Labour, and her husband was PM.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@NutritionTipzzz That is about 20 times more effort than just slicing the non-frozen chicken. No thanks.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole You buy THREE mushrooms?

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@EagleLettings Am I too late to take this?

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@townandthat @fesshole You're not wrong.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@sempsictyranis @VisaHonkanen @DrNeilStone This might blow your mind, but they had vaccines in the 70s.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@liamgallagher I met you at an after show party for one of Digsy's gigs in Liverpool years ago. Don't put yourself down, you weren't that much of a bellend.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@pilatesgirly Searching the Internet for news of whether there will be a season 2, and your post comes up. I think that is not a good sign.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole I love it when things don't happen as much as this didn't happen.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@NoContextBrits @duolingo My 11 year old daughter just submitted a bug report to Duolingo after seeing this on the app! I'm very proud of her.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@myinitialsJFK @NoContextBrits And yet capital isn't, but you did it.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@ChrisMi94378056 @TheTiz5151 @fesshole I've never worked in any restaurant that had steel chopping boards. Steel on steel? Nah.

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@fesshole What did she show them?

[Michael Blakemore-Carson @ScouseMick]

@Jacko221b @NoContextBrits Where?