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[angela nason @Scrangela]

@VisionBored1 like we get it yall DONT get it 😓 i hear you and believe you and know the struggle ❤️

[angela nason @Scrangela]

@VisionBored1 ugh thats like my soon to be ex husband telling me i wouldnt get migraines if i drank more water

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Walking around my house like "who the fuck closed last night?!"

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

Remember when you bury a body in your backyard be sure to cover it with endangered plant or tree so they can’t dig it up. Follow me for more helpful tips 👍🏻

[Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1]

Sure sex is great, but have you said that perfect comeback at the exact best time instead of thinking about it two weeks later in the shower?

[abby 🇸🇻 @abbymmunguia]

WOMEN IN ICE CUSTODY HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR UTERUSES REMOVED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!!!!!!!!! This is inhumane! They aren’t being told why they are getting hysterectomies but are being coerced into the procedure.

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

Don’t wait for your deathbed to tell people how you feel, you might not have the energy to lift your middle finger.

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

I highly recommend my 5YO if anyone is looking to hire a rock smuggler

[AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429]

My kink is smoking lots of weed and then staring at the Netflix home screen for hours.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

What's next, Trump's going to stop all federal funding for roads because people might drive to polling places?

[Trey @treydayway]

I expected the trauma of 2020 to create better music

[Trey @treydayway]

People love Star Wars but hate the idea of people rising against an oppressive government

[Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_]

My kid saying “mommy some crazy stuff has happened in the bathroom” is not how I wanted to wake up today.

[cal? @cal_gif]

“you changed” yea dude I left our hometown

[AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429]

People that are self aware are my kinda people.

[angela nason @Scrangela]

a heavy and large ass bottle of lubriderm ..

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

If your daughter had a husband like you would you want her to stay?