Mx. Bethany Daniels

Mother of two fae. Marriage retiree. Love my pets! Opinions are my precious. Keep left. RIP this platform 🖕🏽

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Walking around my house like "who the fuck closed last night?!"

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

I went to my local corner store parking lot to get some tacos. Got five: asada carnitas & pollo. Started walking the 6 blocks back and ran across another taco truck 2 blocks on that sells pastor. Kind of wanted it but decided next time.
#TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

All Black halftime show, y’all mad
Black rapper wins five Grammys, y’all mad
Black woman wins Country Album of the Year, y’all mad
Black quarterback gets Super Bowl MVP, y’all mad
Black tennis player crip walks, y’all mad
Black actor plays uncle Sam, y’all mad
Black artist sings Black national anthem at the Super Bowl, y’all mad Black Santa, y’all mad
Black Little Mermaid, y’all mad
Black Queen Charlotte, y’all mad
Black Cleopatra, y’all mad
Black President, y’all mad
Black Supreme Court justice, y’all mad
Black Panther movie, y���all mad
Black Nick Fury, y’all mad
Black Vice President, y’all mad
Black History Month, y’all mad
Black JESUS, y’all mad

Then y’all have the caucacity to be like ‘color don’t matter’

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

I, too, average 2x more yards per game with my partner in attendance. Being left to my own devices is low-key disastrous. 🤷

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Don’t feel bad about not wanting to go out. You’re an inside cat and it’s not your fault.

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Still true 😖

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

🤔

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

The world ended in 2016 and every moment since then has been a limited series on Hell’s Netflix.

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

What a classic “It sucks to be a Kings fan.” moment.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I hate that this is apparently controversial, but children shouldn’t be getting married, children shouldn’t be working night shifts in the factories, gun violence shouldn’t be the leading cause of death for children in this country.

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

April Fool’s Day on social media is like watching a shitty open mic that lasts all day unfold in real time.

[postmodern baseball ☕️ @TomSchally]

life can be pretty cool because you can eat a donut, but there’s also the horrors.

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

only way i understand this banking thing is if Pedro Pascal plays a customer taking his young deposit to safety

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Today was a great day at work!

[California Community Colleges @CalCommColleges]

Welcome Dr. Sonya Christian, the next chancellor of California Community Colleges!

Read the press release at https://t.co/djHjTcFFcn.

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

asked my kid what she wanted to do over the long weekend and she said "go to the big library and then eat a croissant." a flawless itinerary.

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

@BaileySarian I drove by two Starbucks today to get to a Peet's coffee.. That's some good coffee right there!