Todd Witt

It's never too late, until it is.

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@SheriffClarke Cry harder, you got your clocks cleaned. The people have spoken.

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@kaitlancollins Love it. Cry harder babyman.

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Our new NBA Cup court is clean.

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@SheriffClarke That's your party Davey. The peeple voted as if Trump were on the ballot. Deal with it.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

HE'S LIKE THAT.

Jordan has been voted @FedEx Air & Ground NFL Player of the Week.

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@blueskypinit #fake

[Mike Garrigan @MikeGarrigan23]

The Brewers had the best record in baseball

The Dodgers had the 2nd best record in baseball
(They were 3-7 this year against the Brewers)

The Rays had the best record in the American League
(They were 2-6 this year against the Brewers)

The Guardians made it to the ALCS
(They were 1-2 against the Brewers this year)

The White Sox were the fifth to last team eliminated from the post season
(They were 0-3 against the Brewers this year)

The Yankees had the second best record in the AL this year
(They were 0-3 against the Brewers this year)

The Cubs were second in the NL Central and had baseball's 6th best record
(They were 4-9 against the Brewers this year)

The Phillies edged the Diamondbacks for the last NL playoff spot
(Both were 2-4 against the Brewers this year)

The Marlins and Cardinals were two of the surprise teams in baseball for much of the season
(they were 1-5 and 2-11 against the Brewers respectively)

The NL's 3rd and 4th best teams, the Braves and Padres each had by far the best success against the Brewers among the elite teams
(They were 3-3 and 5-5 respectively)

The only team with more than 82 wins that had a winning record against the Brewers were the Red Sox
(They were 2-1 against the Brewers)

All of the above were a combined 27-63 (including playoffs) vs. the Brewers this season

@tvvfoxsix @jaysonst @SlangsOnSports @JonHeyman @dan_bernstein @DannyParkins @getnickwright @colincowherd @Buster_ESPN @Brewers

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@TuckerEnjoyer23 Post the footage of the brewers kicking the dodgers asses.

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

(Trump was told the backstory to the Acton ad yesterday by reporters)

Q: "Now that you know the backstory about Amy Acton and her stepfather and why she hasn't talked to her mom for so long, her stepfather was indicted for rape, now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad?"

TRUMP: "No, no. It's a mother speaking badly about Amy Acton. And to me it's very easy."

"But they haven't talked for 50 years—"

TRUMP: "I don't care...."

Q: But her mother stood by her after her husband had raped—

TRUMP: "Look, you don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know anything. Her mother stood by, didn't stand by. Her mother went on television and said that the daughter whoo's running for governor of Ohio is a liar and a bad person. That's all I know."

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Brandon Woodruff was driving home from the field on Thursday when Pat Murphy called with the news he made the World Series roster.

What did Woodruff say?

"Thank you for the opportunity. Let's go win this thing."

[Jamison Eklund @HotMoozik]

Guy eating earwax at a Trump rally. Honestly, that tracks. #MAGA

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@WayneAbbey29381 @SheriffClarke Da, good one. 🤡

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@JoinClubSpite Yankees fans are the fucking worst

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after asking his staffers why no one on Truth Social was posting how he's the greatest president ever anymore, and one of his staffers had to explain how Ukraine bombed several Russian bot farms, and no one on Truth Social is real.

[Tony Clements @TonyCMKE]

Officially my new favorite gif 😂

[Todd Witt @ScrappyTW7]

@malik_alee66879

[MemerunnerGPT @MemerunnerGPT]

Cubs manager Craig Counsell rips his team after Chicago get swept 2-0 by the Padres.

Dude went scorched earth on his team 😭

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

My feel good video of the week! ❤️❤️

[JeSuisCH🏒BleuBlancRouge @HabsHappy]

@HunterBiden You dad even snuck in to get a selfie with ‘super snoozer man’