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Gave up on the scratchcard thing because gambling is all a bit depressing. that and scratch cards are a blight. National Littery, more like.

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@YouTube Carrot in a box.

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@Livesnooker looking forward to the major drama unfolding in the snooker tonight… why else is @RossKemp playing John Higgins?

@BBCSport #WorldSnookerChampionship

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@SONICHOLE1 @ChrisNevell @TezzaLap @terrychristian @sashamarina777 @StonedmasonJim Didn’t Partly Fuckface write a book about fly fishing?

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@jongaunt You lost, get over it

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You lost, get over it

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@reformukchipcon You lost, get over it.

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@alfie_w_1979 @LeeAndersonMP_ And as your gif so perfectly demonstrates, absolutely no progress will ever be made under reform

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@JKFDodd @Birmingham_81 Number 1

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@MakeBettingPay @MANCHESTERMUS10 Saw both Oasis and Nirvana for the first time at Norwich Arts Centre. Maybe 100 people in there for Nirvana, 300 cap crowd for Oasis.

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@subhra__18 Tickets are a commodity, the market sets the price…

Though that does look high for a Beatles covers band that only know a couple of their songs.

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@beds_villafan @richardosman Exactly this!

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@Greenstone35 @PhillyDinkers Not Fatty’s Game?

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@implausibleblog With that beard, boris has a whiff of the Shaun Ryder about him…

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@PennyMordaunt Would love to see what colour crayons your sources used for this…

Show your working?

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@PennyMordaunt Can you bullet point what the actual plan is there love, because from where I am standing it looks like give more tax money to billionaire and fuck the lower, working and middle classes.

Tory scum hungry for crumbs much?

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@pjr1official @MarinaPurkiss You need to do better than that when talking to Brexiteers, you know. Look at the per kg weights. Yes UK is more expensive but not as much as you suggest by a factor of 2 at least

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@BrianHolderD @ThomasCP_NFL @historyinmemes Which would indeed be unlucky. Good job Space has a lot of erm… space.

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@ThomasCP_NFL @historyinmemes To be fair, anyone who invents a Time Machine and doesn’t have the foresight to pop a motor on the back so they can move about once they get to their temporal destination, shouldn’t really be allowed to play with it in the first place.

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@postoffice trolling themselves nicely today

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@mrjamesob It’s definitely A…