Jeff Scripps

IFA/EBC Director, Husband, Father, Tractor Boy, Adnams lover, Tennis player & golfer. Views my own but you can nick them.

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

There are 4 stages to life

Childhood

Education

Bullshit

Retirement

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@ErlingHaaland has time to front a funk blues band at a Cambridge fair before heading off to the USA to play Iraq on Wednesday #VikingShredder

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@BenColeyGolf On a double with Fleety - any crumbs of comfort you know about Poston being awful on a Sunday??

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@GoldenKeithA has similar stats

[Tip Tracker @OddsCheckrTrack]

1 place and 17 LOSERS from 18 tips this week for @BenColeyGolf 🤣🤣🤣 Including multiple daily bets at around 6/4, and he still can't find a winner 🤣 He now finds himself -237pts for 2026. What an absolute shocker of the highest order 🤣💩🤡

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@JWorsley89 Had 4 figure payout in running with Lowry last week before, y’know. Then this week in Puerto another 4 figure payout potential with Blades Brown before he TRIPLE bogeys whilst in the lead - loses by 3 shots. Why do we do it?

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@pensionscanwork Had a 2 hour drunken argument / “Spotify song fight” with a fellow holiday goer in France last year about who west best Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins and Stone Temple Pilots - god knows who the winner was - Music? Provence Rose?

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@SmartSacks @WhiskyExchange Great to shoot the breeze and share stories this lunchtime sir! Look forward to the next catch up #HowFridayShouldBe #LikeOldTimes

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@paullewismoney Here's a thought - with Pensions values on death being added to the estate for IHT calculations from 2027 - perhaps allowing direct student loan repayments for their children or grandchildren IHT free could help everyone?

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

These boxes are static.

I repeat, these boxes are not moving.

https://t.co/6a777MjZ29

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@RobJonesPUSB thanks for the 6 points this season - very generous. xxx

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Jake! @JakeAndBall]

“Russell we’re gonna pair you up with Scottie Scheffler. He’s the best player in the world. Just need you to hit fairways, give him a chance on your approach shots, and make some short putts.”

Russell Henley:

[CC @CCITFC96]

Suffolk this morning #itfc

[IPSWICH TOWN FANS @IpswichTownFans]

Filthy content.

#ITFC
#NCFC

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

This is how you announce the signing of a player from your rivals… stoke the fire, have him patting the badge, everything.

Easily one of the biggest Championship transfers of the summer window. How you feeling about it, #ITFC and #NCFC fans?

🚜🇨🇱

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@JeremyClarkson Got a good Workplace Pension and Employee benefits adviser? I’ll happily visit for a Hawkstone in my Tesla 😂

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

What the hell is this ridiculous intro/sting music @SkySportsPL 🐐💩

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@currys @Johnfis08605918 It was only a matter of time

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@Cambslta @LTACompetitions Wallop 💪

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

When you find the Simpsons meme in real life (car version)

[Jeff Scripps @Scrippsy48]

@pensionscanwork @moneychimp Out in London Fri 8 Aug watching a game u might care about! 🚜