Nasir

I've been a student of Bio

[Pink Floyd 💎 @Just_pinkfloyd]

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river

Forever and ever

[Taimoor Zaman @taimoor_ze]

Yaaro Yehi Dosti Hai - When Ali Azmat was in Jupiter’s, from late 80s

[خان @khantainer]

This is a new trend in Pakistani weddings, next they’re going to bring a dinosaur.

[Faisal Khan @KaliwalYam]

جب ساری دنیا کرٹلی ایمبروز کے خطرناک بولنگ سے ڈرتی تھی تب عمران خان چھکے مارتا تھا 🔥

[Nasir @ScriptWriter14]

@Write2Fite Will have to check the dictionary now

[Naseem Khaira @Naseem_khera]

صاحب علم روشنی ڈالیں کیا ایسے گھات لگا کر راہگیر کو روکنا مناسب ہے؟؟؟
اگر راہگیر اچانک ڈر کر اپنا توزن کھو بیٹھیں تو بھی نقصان اگر سیدھا ٹریفک پولیس والے کو ٹکر مار دے تو دونوں کا نقصان

[Fayyaz Shah @RebelByThought]

اورسیز پاکستانیوں کو غدار اور منکرین ختم نبوت کہنے والے طاہر اشرفی کا اپنا بیٹا لندن میں تعلیم حاصل کر رہا ہے۔
غریب کے بچوں کے لیے مدرسے، جہاد اور سپہ سالار کے ایک اشارے پر جان قربان کرنے کے نعرے اور اپنے بچوں کے لیے لندن کی ڈگریاں۔
سب مل کر بولو….ڈاؤلینس لیا تو بات بنی!

[Sehrish Maan @SMunirMaan]

صبح کا بھولا بھٹکا ایکسپریس وئے اور پارک روڈ پر ذلیل ہو کر آدھی رات کو گھر واپس آ جائے تو اسے اسلام آبادی کہتے ہیں
یہ حالت ابھی ایکسپریس وے کی ہے پارک روڈ پر بھی لائیں لگی ہیں گاڑیوں والے ہارن بجا کر غصہ نکال رہے😭🥹۔ حد ہو گئی

[Fayyaz Shah @RebelByThought]

یہ شرمیلا فاروقی کے پیرس کا کون سا پوش علاقہ ہے؟

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.

[Richard @ricwe123]

Let’s be honest,no one stages a spectacle quite like the Americans.
Love it or hate it, they still dominate the art of turning everything into an over-the-top show, and the rest of the world is left just watching it unfold, popcorn in hand....
🍿🍿🍿

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

Congratulating Donald Trump on another staged assassination attempt

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

STEW PETERS: “Trump is a shell of the character that was sold to the American people when he came down that escalator in 2015.”

Trump has to be the biggest fraud in American political history.

[Chris Christie @GovChristie]

The president is playing checkers, not chess. He thought this was going to be Venezuela. Iran is not Venezuela.

If we come out of this with a strategically stronger Iran, one that knows it can close the Strait at any time and cripple the world economy, it's a geopolitical failure of enormous proportions.

[Rodium-A @RodiumInsights]

کیا جواد احمد کا نام گالی ہے؟ اقرارالحسن اور جواد احمد، دونوں ایک ہی ٹیسٹ ٹیوب کی پیداوار ہیں پھر جواد احمد کا حوالہ آپ کو اتنا برا کیوں لگا؟

اقرارالحسن دوسروں کو مرد بننے کا کہتے ہیں، تو خود بھی مرد بنیں اور بتائیں کہ عاصم منیر نے وردی پہن کر پورے ملک پر قبضہ جما رکھا ہے۔ وردی پہن کر پاکستان کی عدالتیں الیکشن لوٹ لیا۔ پاکستان کا مقبول ترین لیڈر کو اغواء کر کے جیل میں رکھا ہوا ہے ۔آج تک آپ نے اس پر سوالات نہیں اٹھائے؟

آپ ایک غریب اہلکار پر چڑھائی کر رہے ہیں اگر یہاں کوئی میجر کرنل کھڑا ہوتا تو وہاں آپکی چوں نہیں نکلتی 😂۔

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?”

HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.”

TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.”

HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.”

TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

[Howard Beckett @mayamuskl]

Trump 🇺🇸 on the assassination attempt:

‘I’ve studied assassinations’
‘Impactful people [targeted]’
‘Look at the names’
‘Abraham Lincoln’
‘Big names’
‘Hate to say honoured’
‘But we have got things done’

This man’s narcissism is bonkers

He is delusional

He needs impeached now.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

BOOM! Tucker Carlson just ended "Dozy Don."

After apologizing to Americans for "misleading" them on Trump, Tucker Carlson absolutely slammed Trump for falling asleep in meetings. The same man who mocked "Sleepy Joe" Biden for years? The irony!

Trump became everything he attacked.

Headline: Tucker Carlson Unleashes on "Dozy Don."

Right-wing media would be screaming if this was Biden. The hypocrisy is stunning.

Trump dozed off during cabinet meetings while running the "Sleepy Joe" playbook. Tucker saw it.

He admitted it. He said it. And now MAGA can't handle the truth.

"Dozy Don" is trending for a reason.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

LMAO this could be the most brutal and realistic roasting of Pete Hegseth 😭🤣😂

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We're not going to be traveling 15, 16 hours to have a meeting with people that nobody ever heard of. Too much travel. Takes too long. Too expensive. I'm a very cost-conscious person."