Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus

Give a man a hot dog, feed him for a day. Teach a man to operate a hot dog cart, feed him for a lifetime

[Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus @ScroogerButkus]

@dave_mingchang4 #daveknowsdogs

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I wish Kanye didn’t go crazy. The College Dropout is an all timer.

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Anyone else notice we don’t get the same profit boosts we used to on sportsbooks?

@FanDuel @DraftKings What do you have to say to the people?

#rollthefilm

[Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus @ScroogerButkus]

Knicks would’ve swept with Hartenstein on the roster.

@LorgTiger15432

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This Knicks championship has delayed my Chinese food by 45 minutes.

Scrooger is not a happy camper.

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https://t.co/EDWPhQc9Uc

[Larry Legend☘️ @LarryBirdDaily]

The younger generation never got to see Larry Bird move like this..

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Sincere is the Larry Bird of talking out the ass

Side note, I think Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player of all time.

#LarryBird #LoveIsland

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Scrooger just finished a 5 mile run.

Time to fuel up!

#hotdog #runner #fuel #yum

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@dave_mingchang4 @PardonMyMeme @CraigMinervini #scroogerapproved ✅

[Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus @ScroogerButkus]

Roommate brought home a bike.

Ol’ Scrooger is now questioning his sexuality. Is he a member of the homosexual community?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Maybe there is.

#pridemonth #dudeskissingdudes #biking

[Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus @ScroogerButkus]

Dearest @MurrayHillGuy1 ,

Big fan of your work. Honored you’d like some of mine.

I’m new to the game, and perpetually eager to learn.

Shooting my shot. Teach me your ways.

Love,
Scrooger

#respectyourelders #learningmoment #whynotus

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Scrooger Hemsworth

Has a nice ring to it..

#shootingmyshot #pleasesayyes #scroogerneedsthis

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Someone on the #LoveIsland production crew needs to tell these girls to stop screaming all the time.

It’s unbearable.

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Should probably talk to my shrink about this, but the crab legs make them more attractive

#aroused #crabs #typicallynotintoblackgirls

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

why u btchs using ai to put crab legs on yo body?????

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Scrooger takes his recovery VERY seriously

Scrooger also enjoys reading on his Kindle

Any book recs?

#wellness #books #icanread

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That’s my GOAT!

#imjokin #badphil #notmygoat

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Exclusive: Phil Mickelson is no longer a member at The Farms Golf Club outside San Diego after a female club employee accused the six-time major champion of inappropriate contact with her before a round of golf earlier this spring.

Full story: https://t.co/mE2DWysEHu

[Scrooger “McDooger” Butkus @ScroogerButkus]

@Ebitduhmommy Okay noted. That’s my bad.

Couple follow up questions:

1. Are you in the New York City Metropolitan Area?

2. Do you have dinner plans tonight?

Love,
Scrooger

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Can a member of the homosexual community confirm this happens?

Would make a lot of sense. #pridemonth

[Otis Smith @OtisSmith4]

Gay guy farting in bed and glancing over his shoulder at his partner to try and get him in the mood

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Considering we elected a muslim as mayor before a Frenchman, yeah, I’d have to agree #notcool #notscroogerapproved #thumbsdown

[Storm @tivstippi]

New York might hate Wemby more than Osama bin Laden

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Americans today follow pop culture like religion. It’s meaningless. Mind control.

Go pick up a book, learn an instrument, maybe even swing a golf club.

Anywho, the only like button I’m pressing is on Kylie Jenner’s CANNONS! #rack #wow #big

[cold (Indianapolis 7/8-7/12)🥑 @coldhealing]

100,000 people pressed the heart button on "you won't understand how big this is unless you're into pop culture"