Scruff McGutter | Private Eye

Detective | Private Eye for hire. Gutter Memorial High School class of before you were born.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

I am a Private Eye. If you make a joke about me being a dog missing an eye who is a Private Eye, I will bite you.

I solve crimes. I took down half the @GutterCatGang involved in what is now known as the Caturday Massacre. If you have a crime you would like solving, woof at me.

[Dan FinIay @danfinlay]

Oh I'll absolutely stand in solidarity here, I assume MM and every other wallet is next. I'm ready to dump the Apple ecosystem. The 30% tax is an abuse of monopoly. @tim_cook has donned the Big Brother screen.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@SmilingtigerE @bagcollector1x Good enough logic for Scruff

[smilingtiger.eth @SmilingtigerE]

Let's get @bagcollector1x 100K followers. That's the tweet.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

This was pure robbery and I will not stand for it. Scruff McGutter (Private Eye) is on this case and will track down the thief that stole all of the @GutterCatGang

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@NestWives @GuttervilleNews @GutterCatGang On the case.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@zscuffed I say this every morning between 6 and 9am. That first drink with my coffee though and I am back on the wagon (or is it off the wagon)?
-Scruff | Private Eye

[Margs @cryptomargs]

Officially part of the @GutterCatGang ! Where’s the rest of the gang at?! #guttercat #guttercatgang @CubanToast27 @SmilingtigerE

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@GuttervilleNews @GutterCatGang @DrDicatrio @TwoTearsTony @reactionready @LazyLionsNFT @SmilingtigerE I have almost cracked the @SmilingLionE case. I think I know what those @GutterCatGang is using to mind control the @LazyLionsNFT .
-Scruff | Private Eye with One Eye

[Gutterville News @GuttervilleNews]

📰EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!📰

🚨Issue #3 of the Gutterville Gazette is now being airdropped to the @GutterCatGang by Gutter Pigeons🚨

🚔@DrDicatrio in jail w/ @TwoTearsTony
🎃Horror in the Gutter (@reactionready)
🦁@LazyLionsNFT kidnapped by @SmilingtigerE

ENJOY!

[Gutterville News @GuttervilleNews]

📰EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!📰

🚨Issue #2 of the Gutterville Gazette is now being airdropped by Gutter Carrier Pigeons🚨

🏀 @GBAGutterBBall season preview
📺 @NestWives drama
🍔Tragedy at @McGutterCorpo and @CrazyCryptoCarl's ensuing board takeover

ENJOY! #GutterCatGang

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@NateDoggBounty @SmilingLionE @SmilingtigerE @GutterCatGang @McGutterCorpo This is my case. Stay the bark away you rat faced bounty hunter.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@SmilingLionE @Qqq96916640 @SmilingtigerE @GutterCatGang @McGutterCorpo @NateDoggBounty Must be the mind control. I think it may be in the cat nip. I am coming to save you.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

If anyone in the @LazyLionsNFT community has information on this lion please let me know. I am the top Private Eye in the @GutterCatGang and am willing to help out any community for a fee.
-Scruff | Private Eye

[SmilingLion @SmilingLionE]

Help!! I have been kidnapped by @SmilingTigerE
and @GutterCatGang. I am undergoing complete mind control and being forced to work the @McGutterCorpo Carnival. This is my last moment of free will before I am fully under. @ScruffMcgutter and @NateDoggBounty - you are my last hope

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@SmilingLionE @SmilingtigerE @GutterCatGang @McGutterCorpo @NateDoggBounty I am on this case.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

A lot of mischief happens on Caturday. Remember I am the private eye that solved the Caturday Night Massacre way back when. I will be available for hire for any @GutterCatGang that needs my eye.
-Scruff | Private Eye

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@zooted_wav @GutterCatGang Mr. King, if you ever need a private eye, to do some snooping and solve some crimes, please DM me.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@DaBunnyOFFICIAL I will investigate this and get back to you..
"Scruff, Private Eye"

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@GutterCatGang Interesting.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

Been quiet on twitter for last few days. Apologies @GutterCatGang. Been on a bender, working a few cases and drinking more than a few cases. Also been recording a new podcast "Chew Crime." Will be out soon...stay tuned.

[Scruff McGutter | Private Eye @ScruffMcgutter]

@MadDogMacRay @McGutterCorpo Keep spreading lies you punk. I am on your tail..