Scuba

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver 🤙🏻

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Palantir CEO Alex Karp on Zohran Mandani voters:

“The average Ivy League grad voting for this mayor is annoyed their education is not that valuable—and that the person who knows how to drill for oil has a more valuable profession.”

“That annoys the fuck out of these people.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

Most Democrats couldn't make it to our hearing on government fraud. The empty chairs made their priorities pretty clear.
Hard to claim you're fighting waste when you don't even show up.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Baseball so often is a mirror for culture in the US, providing examples of enduring American character.

Tom Rinaldi has more on celebrating America 250 through the lens of America’s pastime.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Let's take a look at some of the most iconic moments in our nation's history 😆

@kevinburkhardt | @AROD | @davidortiz | @derekjeter

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

December 2025: Jack Smith swore under oath that he didn't spy on text messages belonging to members of Congress.

Today: New evidence confirms he spied on dozens of members of Congress, myself included.

This is a blatant abuse of power, and exactly what our Founders warned about.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Landon Donovan goes OFF on Christian Pulisic 😮

“People are fed up with the way things are handled around him. And it's not necessarily him, but it's his agents, his family, his hangers-on, the people who are influencing. People are fed up with it.”

“They treat people poorly. They do things poorly. It's always a 'no' whenever you wanna ask, 'Can we do an interview?' It's always a, 'No, you can't get near him.' He doesn't say 'hi' to the commentators who do all the games all the time when they walk by.”

[Scuba @Scuba41g]

@usmntonly Please get your shit together Pully!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

One big US soccer thought: our youth development has to get more affordable. One of my kids plays travel. It’s at least $5k a year & this isn’t even super high end. We can afford it, thankfully, lots can’t. Youth sports costs in the US are out of control, soccer more than most.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The World Cup is at our shores, and all these people are doing us a great service. They are reminding Americans that this place is kind of awesome.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Imagine hating Donald Trump so much that you decide to vandalize the Lincoln Memorial and trash the grass around the reflecting pool.

Absolutely broken-brained behavior.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Love john

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

“What’s the difference between Obama’s JCPOA deal with Iran and Trump’s deal with Iran?”

Trey Yingst explained it best:

“Obama’s JCPOA deal gave Iran a pathway to a nuclear program.”

“This agreement does not allow the Iranians to keep any of their enriched material.”

Obama’s deal handed Iran cash, concessions, and a roadmap. Trump’s deal strips away the enriched uranium and demands total compliance.

Peace through strength. 🇺🇸

@TreyYingst

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Never give up

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO

Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.

Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️