Royal Dominguez

🏴‍☠️ Hark! I be ye Cap’n o’ The Limoncello.
🏴‍☠️ I were once th’ finest pirate on th’ seven seas.
🏴‍☠️ Brought down by scurvy in 1632.

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

Life were not so kind to give me lemons…

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@OG8FuckingBears Friday be the best day fer sailin’

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@constantinnenn yarr.

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@g0llyontheweb A nay it is, yar…

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@INVENTIONSCRYBE Ahoy!

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@OG8FuckingBears It appears he be lookin at th' underside of me ship.

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

I hears now me crew wishes t’ mutiny me ship and plunder their own cap’n.

Nay, I says, this be not possible!

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@g0llyontheweb @ALonelyWizbot Shiver me lemons! Those be th’ perfect length fer houstin’ th’ sails!

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@PhotoRepository Aye, she’ll be out on the morrow. Ye could catch her starboard side ‘gainst the sunrise.

[Royal Dominguez @ScurvyBoss]

@ALonelyWizbot Hearken, but ‘ave ye ever lived long ‘nough t’have died?