Matt

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

On this day in 2015 🗓️

Derby County needed just a point on the final day to secure a play-off place…

And they got beaten 3-0 by Reading.

They were top of the table in February! 🤯

The biggest bottling in Championship history? 🤔

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

BREAKING: Man who used to march down the street singing hitler youth songs and go up to his jewish classmates and make the hissing sound of gas chambers realises he can use yesterday's antisemitic attack to score some cheap political points and talk about that two-tier far-right conspiracy bullshit. Classy.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

☠️ RIP Morgan Rogers.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Hang it in The Louvre

[Dennis Staples @gosporttomarlow]

2hours 57 minutes my best ever for the London Marathon then I switched over and watched something else

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[arf @arf84648947]

Someone's altered Reform's opening times on Google 📷

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Exclusive first trailer for ‘IDIOTS’, starring Dave Franco, O’Shea Jackson Jr and Mason Thames

The film follows 2 unqualified bozos who are hired to transfer a rich kid to rehab but their gig quickly turns into mayhem.

In theaters on August 28.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"I'm a thick cunt, and it's important to me that my constituents know I'm a thick cunt."

[John Petrie #European @Petrie_JohnC]

Beth Rigby absolutely nails Farage here for lying.

Farage says he never said that. Rigby has the transcript - and plays it.

[Stompey🇸🇪 (fan) @stompey__]

Days since last PL win:

1 - Leeds
2 - Man City, Crystal Palace, Sunderland
3 - Bournemouth, Brighton, Liverpool
4 - West Ham
5
6
7 - I
8 - N
9 - T
10 - E
11 - R
12 -N
13 - A
14 - T
15 - I
16 - O
17 - N
18 - A
19 - L
20
21
22
23 - Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest
24 - Everton, Fulham
25
26
27
28
29
30 - Man United
31 - Arsenal, Newcastle
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41 - Chelsea
42 - Wolves
43
44
45 - Brentford
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62 - Burnley
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107 - Tottenham

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

“I once went to a parade to celebrate my football club and they immediately lost 3-0 to Nottingham Forest”

[Matt @Sdot09]

@Jonnyarsenal @Arsenal Especially when you look at how much extra they make from sticking the pieces up whether it’s season tickets or payg pricing it’s pittance compared to tv money and they then wonder why all grounds are so flat. £70 for me to watch us play Fulham on Saturday. Want to go but £70!

[Matt @Sdot09]

@Jonnyarsenal @Arsenal And we’ve been utterly wank so expecting people to pay 50/70 quid a time is not going to happen. The standard has been crap, these beat us earlier in the comp and to price it as it is a PL game is just wrong for our club

[mooms : expert @Danny_McMoomins]

Fuck off we're full