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[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Farage works for GBNews. As it did during Brexit, GBNews’ owner makes millions shorting Farage’s target NatWest.

A hedge fund owner should never be allowed to own a media company that can move markets. Beyond conflict of interest. It’s market abuse

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@GBNEWS @ToniaBuxton I'd be more alarmed sitting across a table from that chubby degenerate Dan Wootton, he'll probably try and take a photo of your knackers

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@mrtonydrury @thecoastguy @3Resolutions dropped on his head as a baby, was he?

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@LewisSchaffer are you genuinely this fucking thick, or just pretending to be for a laugh?

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@thecoastguy you weren't, you grubby old nonce

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

How convenient!

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Great news, keep the pressure up everyone!

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Sunak's thread inciting more hatred towards asylum seekers comes the day after his government were found to be unlawfully depriving pregnant women and children of £3 a day for food. It's just all so grim.

[alan rusbridger @arusbridger]

We know almost nothing about her, her political views, or what she’s done to get there. But now she’s in the House of Lords, she can make laws for the rest of us for life. Thank heaven Boris Johnson took us out of the unaccountable EU!

[Nick Miller @NickMiller79]

Hard to believe that Mbappe would choose to play in an uncompetitive league, being paid large amounts of money by people promoting the public image of a morally questionable petrostate.

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

What does Charlotte Owen say to, like, a foreigner?

“How did you get your job?”

“Well it’s kind of like a perk for if your boss has to resign in disgrace.”

“Oh right.”

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

The judge found one parent "was 'reduced to asking in shops for leftover food' and the children became 'lethargic' and 'visibly thinner'”

Truly repellent stuff. Again.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Explains a fair bit of British political history that Labour can turn the day after one of their biggest ever victories to a period of nervy self-incrimination and the Conservatives can quietly move on from two of their worst ever defeats, and convince everyone it wasn’t too bad.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Hot off the press: The Papua New Guinea Courier takes the UK's temperature.

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@gunnerpunner @Flannyballs they can be. we've had kids die my way because of air pollution, but any attempt to do anything about it arouses the ire of loads of red-faced old tossers from Bromley who can't deal with an extra 10 mins on their journey

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@Samfr if the last decade has shown anything it's that pandering to the prejudices of grumpy retirees is a very good thing for this country

[SE13AFC @Se13Afc]

@JohnnyMercerUK so being elected to Parliament at a young age by your constituents is bad, but being put in the House of Lords for life at the same age is good? and you lot wonder why nobody under 65 votes for you 😂

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Font of wisdom Johnny Mercer who pays his wife £45,000 of our money, for doing almost nothing has suggested that we don’t want Inbetweener‘s as MP’s.

Well actually what we don’t want are corrupt, self serving assholes who take the piss.