I'm Yer Dad

I like birds and coffee. Combine those and you have a Canadian Goose with a Heine Bros'.

[I'm Yer Dad @Sea_of_Voices]

My talents include:
-Running away from geese while screaming
-Misreading trail signs but somehow finding my way back
-Walking into drugdeals

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

The older woman I’m dating is taking me to the park so I can run around really fast

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I have a 200mg ibuprofen in my back right molar that I can bite into in case I’m ever in a situation where my head starts to hurt a little bit

[I'm Yer Dad @Sea_of_Voices]

I'm doing a lot better since I posted last!! Life got better.

[Uninformed Opinions @uniopshow]

Hello World! Check out our radio show tomorrow at 7 with this handy link! https://t.co/wukvC5zZOf

[birdget @wormtownusa]

me:
my body dysmorphia: this is what u look like

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

If you know empathy is a virtue, not a weakness. If you believe curiosity is more valuable than certainty. If you see nature is more than a resource. If you are brave enough to acknowledge your fragility. If your ignorance feels like an opportunity to grow. Then we are family.

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

Roses are red
My hands keep yours warm
Because when you look at me

[I'm Yer Dad @Sea_of_Voices]

If you're cranky because it's Valentine's Day and you're single, clap your hands.

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

Here’s to a good day like when the meeting is productive and the project is a success and the gem fits perfectly into the notch on the statue, finally breaking the curse

[birdget @wormtownusa]

not all my tweets are good but you can’t deny they are in fact tweets

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

Night is Earth's shadow. Your shadow is a tiny, you-shaped night. Your night and Earth's night know each other well. They have conversations that you can't hear and wouldn't understand anyway.

[pinar @pienar]

does anyone need a strong gf
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[I'm Yer Dad @Sea_of_Voices]

From now on, I have decided I will be wearing only official John Denver merch. Thank you for your understanding.

[flappy 🐥 @funflaps]

gonna keep saying "this feels like an episode of black mirror" until a robot actually shoots me in the face

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

*here by unpopular demand*