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[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody

O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Republican Senator Thom Tillis to Kristi Noem:

“We're an exceptional nation, and one of the reasons we're exceptional is because we expect exceptional leadership, and you've demonstrated anything but that…And that is why I've called for your resignation.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Tenants from Raytown, Missouri, just won a historic 4-month rent strike.

They won:
-Two-year leases
-Rent reductions by $90-150 a month
-Good cause eviction protections
-A schedule for major pest, bug, mold, water repairs by the end of March
-No retaliation against tenants for organizing
-All 27 eviction notices and 7 lease non-renewals against striking tenants dropped
-$115,000 in withheld rent and rent debt cancellation

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

Absolute darkest thing I've come across in my life. I want to just think about rockets and movies but. Something has to give.

https://t.co/scPbyMaHQR

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Newly-released footage reveals Renee Nicole Good’s last words.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit.

“When Donald Trump talks about rapists' and 'criminals, he should look in the mirror.”

Someone finally said it.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who—

Crowd: Boooo

Sanders: I agree

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Wisconsin beat the billionaire.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.

He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you live in Wisconsin – or have friends or family who do – there’s an important Supreme Court race happening right now. And there’s only one candidate ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of Wisconsinites: Judge Susan Crawford.

We’ve all seen how important judges are in protecting our rights, so vote early — don’t wait until April 1st. Find your early vote location: https://t.co/oDaQcyU3QJ

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This guy is a leech on the public. No matter how many billions he gets in tax cuts and government contracts, it will never be enough for him.

Now he’s going after the elderly, the disabled, and orphaned children so he can pocket it in tax cuts for himself.

It’s disgusting.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It’s 4am - still debating the Republicans’ billionaire tax giveaway.

We offered an amendment to say no tax cut for those making over $10m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $100m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $500m! Every Republican a no.

See what’s going on?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Britains’s Jonathan Pie just completely went off on Trump’s stupidity.

[Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @JudiciaryDems]

By all means, release the Epstein files.

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

Our delegation seeking to do congressional oversight on reports of Elon Musk’s illegal activity at USAID was just barred from entering the building on the orders of Musk and the Trump Administration. Nobody elected Musk — this is illegal and corrupt and we will keep fighting it.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.