Quintessential Gambini

Have you tried being present?

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

Some older guy at the urinal last night said to me: "you look like someone that just fucking enjoys life" and I swear I immediately looked into his eyes because I thought it was my dad.

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

@grok can I play a golf shot out of the yellow stakes area if I can get a club on it?

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

@Microsoft365 Thanks! We finally managed to get connected with Sales you connected us with someone that could help...

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

Are there any humans left at Microsoft Support?

Our company just got locked out of our entire Office365 tenant because our Google SSO certificate expired. Fair enough… except the only way to update it is to log in.

Hey @Microsoft365, is there a human who can help us recover?

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

@lildickytweets and @joshgroban is the collab the world needs right now

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Voyager 1 is the loneliest pioneer humanity has ever launched, and it is still flying perfectly, forty-eight years later, on a course set in 1977 that has never needed a single correction.Imagine that: on September 5, 1977, a 825-kilogram golden spacecraft lifted off from Cape Canaveral. Engineers gave it one decisive push with gravity assists from Jupiter and Saturn, then essentially said, “Go. We’ll never touch you again.” And it listened. For thirty-seven straight years (until the first tiny trim in 2017, only to align the antenna), Voyager 1 hurtled through space without a single thruster firing to fix its path. Not one. That’s like throwing a paper airplane from New York and having it glide untouched through a window in Paris, four decades later.Right now, in December 2025, Voyager 1 is 163 times farther from the Sun than Earth is, more than 24.4 billion kilometers away, the farthest human-made object in history. It crossed the heliopause (the Sun’s protective bubble) in 2012 and is now sailing through true interstellar space, where the wind between the stars is colder than anything we can create on Earth. Yet its trajectory is still so impeccable that the flight team jokes the spacecraft could hit a cosmic bullseye drawn half a century https://t.co/Ivypyn1uvT has already given us the pale blue dot photo, the first portraits of Jupiter’s raging storms and Saturn’s rings in impossible detail, and the discovery that moons like Io and Titan are worlds stranger than fiction. Now, with its power fading to barely four watts (less than a refrigerator lightbulb), it still whispers data back across the void on a 23-watt signal that takes 22 hours and 55 minutes to reach us, one-way.Voyager 1 isn’t just a probe. It’s a message in a bottle flung toward the galaxy, carrying the sounds of Earth (whales, Chuck Berry, and a baby’s cry) on its golden record. And it’s still flying straight, as if to prove that human foresight, once aimed true, can outrun time itself.Out there in the dark, a tiny golden speck keeps its ancient promise: keep going, perfectly, forever.

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

@USGA everything was planned well except this bridge

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What's a real estate novelist @billyjoel ?

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

How about keeping the Liberty Bridge 3 lanes outbound if you're going to close 376?

@PghPublicSafety @Pittsburgh @PennDOTNews

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Milk Rushing Through Jug Handle Having The Time Of Its Life https://t.co/YxpQuV38f0

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

True Life: I'm 32 and I'm at McFaddens

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

The absolute best use of AI yet!

https://t.co/TohtwXPTPu

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Tiger Woods showing up tomorrow if the Europe Ryder Cup Team gangs up on Joe LaCava

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

How to make a fan base hate you:

Lose

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Get this other game off my screen @ESPNNFL

[WIRED @WIRED]

Brazilian nutritionist Carlos Monteiro has created a food classification system, NOVA, which identifies ultra-processed foods as those containing high levels of fat, sugar and salt. https://t.co/ujclypifSj

[Quintessential Gambini @SeanCardello]

@Dougy_Slink @TrevorImmelman @ScottyCameron Adapt or die

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

Do you have good credit?

Congrats, you can now pay for someone else's mortgage