Sean Morahan

Comedian & Writer. Coaxing laughter out of darkness.

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Victorian drivers deemed unfit to hold a licence are looking forward to being allowed to drive for the next two years.

#crowncasino #auspol

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Crown Casino given two years to become better at hiding evidence.

#crowncasino #auspol

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@StephBroadbrid1 Steph, if by ‘people’ you mean ‘men’, may I remind you our deodorant lasts for 48 hours.

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@StephBroadbrid1 Good to see you’ve cut the comedy talk down to 12 hours a day, Steph.

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@StephBroadbrid1 Anyone got a tight 5?

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@StephBroadbrid1 That will be you soon, but let’s cross that Broadbridge when we come to it.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

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@marlene_even @2ser @TinaMQ Congratulations, @marlene_even !

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@tfswebb I call him ‘Smoking’ because he’s a health* Hazzard.

*Health Minister

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@brockhenry @adambspencer @phonakins I attended an anti-chanting rally. “What do we want? Less chanting! When do we want it? At the conclusion of this protest!”

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@greeny_peter Uh oh! Wait until Saint Peter the irritated finds out about multi-denominational churches!

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@Jonas_Holt Eternal? Even Steve Martin only asked for a 31-day one! https://t.co/Dpj5K9jvBu

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@greeny_peter Greeny for PM! (?)

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@StephBroadbrid1 There’s a legal name for tweets like this. Evidence.

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@Jonas_Holt So we are heading into that ominous black bit?

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@KasiaEmerald Can I eat my Soundgarden Salad with a Spoon, Man?

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@Optus Nice to get a reply here. Been waiting on your “24/7 customer service” for over an hour with no reply.

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@gregmlarsen Was the bird more left wing or right wing?

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Due to COVID-19 lockdown, Adelaide streets have been as quiet as normal Adelaide streets.
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#Adelaide #adelaidelockdown #COVID19 #covid19SA

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@kateiselin Ich bin ein South Australian.