Sean Jones

Going Dormant.

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That was awesome! Gutted for Tommy but as I am 1/16th Canadian I’m pouring a Molson tonight.

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I have an idea. #StrappedCanada
That $500 American will go a long way.
@NoLayingUp @DJPie @ngschuNLU @BigRandyNLU @TronCarterNLU

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@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball @MLB yeah, I’d suspend the umpire.

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@shanebacon @KVanValkenburg The most perfect driver thump.

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@JasonIsbell Fuck off Doug

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“I’mma win it again.”

An emotional interview with @MaxHoma23 after coming up just short @TheGenesisInv.

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@Johnwould

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@KVanValkenburg @NoLayingUp This is so f’ng awesome!

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@maxhoma23 This was great! Thanks

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@anothercohen I’m awake at 5:00. If I would allow myself to lie down any time after 9:00 I’d be out for the night. Usually happens closer to 11:00. I know it’s not enough sleep. Sleeping in means 7:00 if I’m lucky.

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@stallingsgolf @PGATOUR @GolfChannel @RichLernerGC @RexHoggardGC @BrentleyGC @KiraDixon @mark_immelman @GolfweekNichols @GOLF_com @golfweek Got to get the unofficial Scott Stallings a nice present.

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@MyGolfSpy Putting through a gap between two tees.

Honorable mention:
Chalk Line on putting green
Swinging rope
Swinging an extendable paint brush handle
Snow sticks-multiple uses $1 for two
PVC half inch diameter cap. If you can hit that from ten feet the golf hole looks gigantic.

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@willbardwell Let me know when the Briny Baird NFT’s are available.

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@PatrickjKoenig canterbury golf club

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Fick off

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@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU @ngschuNLU @PreProGolf Neil is on the short list of who I’d enjoy hanging with. Todd on the other hand…

Love the work guys. Thanks

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@LouStagner @dave_ledonne I pour that thing in the center every time.

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@LouStagner I’m probably going to try and cut the corner for anything not stroke play.

If Stroke play then I’m going 6-iron off the tee and playing something safely around the corner tree. 5 strokes or less has to be positive strokes gained.

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@KVanValkenburg My vote would be for you KVV. so long as you started with a Gary Player “GOOD MORNING DESMOND!”

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@elonmusk It doesn’t matter. Twitter has gone to shit.