Shong

what’s up I’m Sean, I’m 22 and I never learned how to read

[Shong @SeanR145]

The handicapped bathroom is the Cadillac of shitters

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.

[Shong @SeanR145]

Squid marks in my underpants

[Shong @SeanR145]

You are a friend to me but an enemy to my penis

[Shong @SeanR145]

LeBron to Miami

[Shong @SeanR145]

It’s like holding back a piss that’s not mine

[Shong @SeanR145]

It wasn’t a lie it’s just a preemptive truth

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[goma @soigomaa]

Don't forget about the Epstein files. Or how paramount bought Warner brothers. And the owner of paramount is David Ellison. Who is his dad? Larry Ellison. Cofounder of Oracle. What does Oracle own? Tik Tok. Who is the IDF's number ONE private doner? Larry Ellison. What is the IDF? Israel's Defense Force. It's all a distraction. Wake Up.

[🤘Stormy🤘 @MetalFolf]

Isn't that like...illegal??? the local government said no? so how'd they get building permits????

[Shong @SeanR145]

Fartin’, creamin’, shartin’ in your sleep I know you want to cry all night

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Shong @SeanR145]

You can share multiple soups from many bowls but they must always share the same steam

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I think it's good when poor kids get to visit the aquarium.

[Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro 🇨🇦 @JATetro]

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

[Shong @SeanR145]

If you aren’t a #CertifiedDookieCruster you are NOT my boy frfr

[Shong @SeanR145]

You’d think I was deploying the US military the way I’m dropping a major brown

[Shong @SeanR145]

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