Sean

professional idiot

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

The Boys finale made me suicidal

[Project Hail Gooch @bobgoochman]

if you’re still tuning in for these live action adaptations in 2026 you are an unserious person

you are weak and will not survive the winter

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

Hysterical that they’re still making this. Just pack it in man, no one cares anymore

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Last week the weather in New York was 10°. A year and a half ago it was 98° in Dallas

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Good’s last words to Ross: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”

Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.”

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

Wild that he decided that this will be his final film

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

The one. The only. #QuentinTarantino #FortniteSeven

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

Eh, close enough

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

I hope Barron Trump comes out as gay

[tré easton @treeaston]

god he’s such an old queen it hurts.

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

I hope Barron Trump comes out as gay

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

Nick Mullen when there's a lull in the conversation:

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

Jerry Jones has CTE by proxy

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

@DiscussingFilm Welcome back Alan Wake?

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

Taylor Swift got engaged and these girls are acting like the McRib is back

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

[replying to my sister's text] ...and is there a mister carriage?

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

It’s my birthday and if my ex doesn’t break no contact I am going to kill myself

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

LGBTQ-ANON? Is that anything?

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

We’re overdue for a new muppet movie

[Sean @SeanStanton10]

The average Israeli citizen talks like how The Judge talks in Blood Meridian