Sean Sullivan

Supposedly humorous tweets unfortunately mostly just severe Dyslexia

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@GRRMspeaking

The prophecy must be fulfilled, George R.R Martin must be the 3rd sacrifice to the gods upon the morrow before the moon impregnates the Sun or we shall all be doomed!!!!!!

Spoiler

Plot twist: George Martin the Steak guy dies.

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

The audience at Deadroom Comedy in Eureka was told that they weren't supposed to laugh at any of the comics so fortunately I hurt my penis

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

She may have been a succubus but she could suck my bust anytime!!!! Yeah I’m talking bout #QueenElizabeth #Irelandboys don’t give a hoot Rrrrrhaaaaaa!!!!!

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

I thought some lady was just about to jump in front of a train and right before I was about to ask if she was ok she pulls down her pants and started peeing on the tracks lmao. NYC never stop being you, you crazy diamond. #NYC

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@Mr_Camron The wolves come to take down the Lion ahoooooooooooooooooooooo lol

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@Mr_Camron yo now is the perfect time to reunite DipSet to take down Evil Capitalist Jay-Z with a Diss Album. Ride to war on a burning Horse and Carriage King Lmao.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

All I have is Jewish security guards, they are not my Henchmen they are my MenschMen.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

They/Them more like Cis degrees of Kevan Bacon. #theythem

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@nickkroll Eww you look like @realjeffreyross now, just please don’t start having sex with children!!

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

Hey @theneedledrop in your expert opinion who do you started the millennial Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Cause personally I think we should get (gay)regular married in Massachusetts.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@CaptainMorganUS (part2) “Who needs needs tables when you got a little Captain in ya”. You can buy this advertisement for the low low price of 1 million dollars.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@CaptainMorganUS yo commercial idea. A group of girls walk through a crowded bar looking for a table, camera stops on a group of guys drinking Captain. Camera pans Down and the guys are using their legs as tables. Girls slowly walk over while the voiceover guy says(part 1)

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

Yooooo y’all ever think life is like a game of chess? Find ya self a crazy bitch that would do Anything to keep ya ass alive!!!!!! #Feminism #PimpMyVillain

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

Did you guys know that Air Force One is just the name of any plane the president is on board of and not the name of the presidents plane?( rhetorical question mark) Turns out it's the same with The Nike Sneaker, it's only called a Errrr furse 1 when Rapper Nelly is wearing them.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

Is the crime in yours guys neighborhood bad? Or has your neighborhood changed the definition of the word crime?

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

Never be afraid of being the stupidest person in any room because you have the most knowledge to gain ya cunts.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

As a true feminist, I believe queefs are equally funny as farts. I said what I said. #feminist

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@stavvybaby Starring Andrew Dice Clay in both roles. One scene he has to eat sumbuddis muddas gravy laced( to prove he ain't no rat)in LCD and we have a 10 minute Acid cartoon montage.

[Sean Sullivan @SeanSullivann]

@stavvybaby hey I got a brand new idea SNL can Steal from you guys. A Ratatouille-Esqe movie where an undercover cop infiltrates the mob but he needs help from a Spanish Squirl that tugs on his cock to get the appropriate hand jesters needed to convince the goons he's Italian.