Sean Tweet

just shut up, stop worrying about everything, and live a little.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

I’m no crime stopper, but I’m almost certain the chick on the left is The Grinch and Cindy Lou Who’s kid.

[Denver Police Dept. @DenverPolice]

#Denver, do you recognize either of these robbery suspects? If so, call @CrimeStoppersCO at 720-913-7867 — you can remain anonymous and earn a cash reward!

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@RapSheet “what do you got for me, chief?”

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

Does this mean I have two dads now?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Changed my name to Mr. Tweet, now Twitter won’t let me change it back 🤣

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@ThrowbackHoopz Grant Hill. Next question.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

With the @Vikings finally switching over to a 3-4 defensive scheme, will we PLEASE sign back @AnthonyBarr and give him some freedom to make a play?! Take the training wheels off this man and LET HIM EAT.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

If I got suspended for two games in 8th grade for flipping off my choir teacher, then David Collins DEFINITELY deserves a suspension for this. I don’t think he’s a bad dude, but a boneheaded play is a boneheaded play. Suspend him for a game or two and move on

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

David Collins was called for a flagrant 2 for this foul on Wendell Moore Jr.

Moore Jr. was able to remain in the game.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@CTweetTweets Bro that’s hilarious

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

@KirkCousins8 Get us a super bowl and I’ll buy you Michigan.

[Chaz @fuckdoyoudo]

This might be the coldest pic in NFL history.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

Nick Swardson was one miracle away from a REALLY bad time. https://t.co/AOOFDR9oIG

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

If the Vikings lose tomorrow I’m going to put a live grenade into my dick shaft and pull the pin in front of my mom.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@CTweetsTweets @RossLynch Pretty sure it’s mrs officer by lil Wayne and Bobby Valentino.

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@CTweetsTweets Miami, LA (chargers), Arizona, New England, any team in NY, hell even New Orleans could use him for some sort of wildcat scheme every now and then with Ingram and/or Kamara.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Professors be like
A) only A
B) only B
C) both A & B
D) neither A or B
E) a sprinkle of A with a dash of B
F) 3/4 cup A & 6 fluid oz B

[Connor Tweet @CTweetTweets]

@SeanTweety_21 https://t.co/nQkZqHbsbz

[Sean Tweet @SeanTweety_21]

@CTweetsTweets Madden 2004- The Leaving Song Pt. II by AFI. That song made 11-year-old Sean think he could run through a tree. Whole soundtrack is 🔥 though

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

First day of retirement I tried adderal for my first time... completely understand why it's considered a PED in the league.. #Limitless