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slurred my word
haven't you heard

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@CdoAmigo Spooning is dull. Edging is fringe.

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@AnastaOkyrios @exQUIZitely the robin hood story line sticks with me to this day

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@HakureiRyan @PenguinWeb3 @OmarClunis2006 i said try a different one.

it gave me gollum on the toilet.

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jackson chourio + travis @TBazzana 0 for 5
every @astros starter hit.

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nick fortes, troy johnston, christian yelich, dylan crews & jackson chourio 0 for 5
every @sfgiants starter hit again

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brooks lee 0 for 5
every @sfgiants starter hit

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@JenniferTilly You’re both overthinking it now.

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Colson Montgomery 0 for 6
Mookie Betts, Carter Jensen, Brett baty, Marcus semien & Javier Sanoja 0 for 5
Every @redsox starter hit.

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@AngelLee2194 @sweet_n_tweet @fire_starter457 @Riley_Gaines_ That’s because no one cares about girl sports.

You get it now

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vinnie pasquantino, Luke raley, jahmai jones, Casey Schmitt & Rafael Devers 0 for 5.

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william contreras, isaac paredes, kevin mcgonigle, ildemaro vargas, javier sanoja + jazz chisholm 0 for 5

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@JackThompsonFOX @bourne_beth2345 Shame on everyone using this kid Politically

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Mauricio Dubón & Austin Riley 0 for 5.

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@DefiantLs That would be logical if she really believed it
But it Doesn’t rule out the possibility that she’s benefiting from them too.
Therefore she gets zero points.

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Every spot in the @cubs & @whitesox lineups hit
Every @redsox starter hit

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Ozzie albies & Miguel vargas 0 for 5.
Every @yankees starter hit.

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@softminus @eigenrobot https://t.co/Gby3btrjF0

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@toobaffled "7% underreporting rate"

this reminds me of @adamcarolla's joke about scoutmasters.
anyone who eagerly raises their hand to be a euthanasia administrator should probably not be allowed to do it.

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Adley rutschman, Jake Myers, george springer, Gunnar Henderson, Ryan waldschmidt & elly de la Cruz 0 for 5.
@rangers 0 for 25.

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@eigenrobot ...and also the tent city in my backyard.

i know she means well because she was my prof in law school but let's be real.

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Blaze alexender + Riley Greene 0 for 8 in a double header.
Luke raley + brice matthews 0 for 5

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jo adell, samuel basallo + matt olson 0 for 5