modern scooby doo
velma: my vape, i cant live without my vape
fred: ill go investigate with shaggy, if he consents
norbert: why do you all call me that
scrappy: because woke moralists destroyed america
daphne: i dont mind being paired with scooby (:
scooby: im roining risis
Fun Fact: Bald eagles engage in a behavior called a death spiral in which they lock talons and tumble towards the ground during territorial disputes or mating. 🦅🇺🇸🎆