Sean Purcell

Jeeps, Creighton & Yankees loving wicked smart, type 1, sober, superhero smart ass. You've gotta understand my sense of humor or this will never work!!!

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

Things you can do as an athlete:

- beat your wife
- abuse your kids
- run from the cops
- do insane amounts of drugs
- go to strip clubs
- bet on games

Things you can’t do as an athlete:

- Support the current President

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

The best programs in college basketball over the last 10 seasons, ranked by average KenPom finish 📊

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

lol fat fake marlins man #yankees #mets

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@SpencePressure2 @notgaetti @BauerOutage Also your Phillies wanted him so….

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@SpencePressure2 @notgaetti @BauerOutage lol okay dude.

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@averagejsmit2 @notgaetti Feel free to enlighten everyone then….

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@asdfgts1 @notgaetti I think you need to check some facts then….

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T: In case you missed it: Spencer Pratt is just walking around Los Angeles pointing out things that Democrats have completely ruined:

“All of the lights have been allowed to be stolen”

LET’S MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES THIS

[Long Island Ducks @LIDucks]

Final line for @BauerOutage tonight:

8.0 IP, 5 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 15 K, 117 pitches, 79 strikes

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@notgaetti You mean Rob Manfred, teams want him. Rob dies not. Do a little research on @BauerOutage and get back to me. Fans, teams, players all want him back. Rob’s a bitch who got proven wrong and won’t admit it and blocks deals.

[Long Island Ducks @LIDucks]

TOP 8: @BAUEROUTAGE STANDS ALONE!!!

15 STRIKEOUTS!! A NEW FRANCHISE SINGLE-GAME RECORD!!

[Long Island Ducks @LIDucks]

TOP 7: Make it 13 STRIKEOUTS for @BauerOutage through seven innings of work tonight!

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

The Truth About Me In 2026

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@The_Xpurt @JLucroy20 He did not get tossed

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@BauerOutage @Mets pretty sure you can use all the help you can get. Should sign @BauerOutage so he can see for himself!

[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@tigers looks like you need a starter, please explain why @BauerOutage isn’t your first call?!?!?!

[OutKick @Outkick]

Trevor Bauer literally offered to play for FREE in MLB… and still hasn’t gotten a call.

Is @BauerOutage being blackballed?@dandakich wants answers.

[Long Island Ducks @LIDucks]

You asked… we delivered! The Long Island Ducks Bauer shirts are officially FULLY RESTOCKED after flying off the shelves. 👕⚾ Purchase yours at the Waddle In Shop or order online now! 🦆🔥 👕⚾

@BauerOutage ⚔️

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[Sean Purcell @Sean_Purcell]

@MLB_PR @MLB why is Trevor Bauer still getting blackballed? The FANS and teams want him in the show. Only you don’t! Do better Rob! @BauerOutage