Jeeps, Creighton & Yankees loving wicked smart, type 1, sober, superhero smart ass. You've gotta understand my sense of humor or this will never work!!!
Things you can do as an athlete:
- beat your wife
- abuse your kids
- run from the cops
- do insane amounts of drugs
- go to strip clubs
- bet on games
Things you can’t do as an athlete:
- Support the current President
HOLY SH*T: In case you missed it: Spencer Pratt is just walking around Los Angeles pointing out things that Democrats have completely ruined:
“All of the lights have been allowed to be stolen”
LET’S MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES THIS
@notgaetti You mean Rob Manfred, teams want him. Rob dies not. Do a little research on @BauerOutage and get back to me. Fans, teams, players all want him back. Rob’s a bitch who got proven wrong and won’t admit it and blocks deals.
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