MightyMouse

[Sara Stinson @SaraStinsonNews]

San Francisco officials are gearing up for thousands of people to fill the Embarcadero for #NewYearsEve fireworks! For emergency alerts text NYESF to 888-777. #SanFrancisco

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Yo, scump, how does it feel to have this being the defining moment of your bullshit, 2 hours of bullshit!

[Matt Osborne @OsborneInk]

Seen at a comic con today

[Angry BFlay (Parody) @AngryBFlay]

The internet has been so good for cooking because now when someone wants a recipe they get the recipe AND a list of potential changes to it straight from the batshit mind of Debbie from Minnesota.

[Stanley Roberts 📺🎥 @StanleyRoberts]

Meanwhile in San Francisco

Looks like the #scooters are biting again.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Happy Grilled Cheese Day!!!
https://t.co/P5ZQgyNKZm
#GrilledCheeseDay

[Pavel Makal @CainCZ]

The best thing that happened to me today @VGFGamers @EffinBirds @corybarlog

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Man Farts Up Entire Elevator Then Gets Off at Next Stop https://t.co/DIMTNyquzu

[MightyMouse @Seanbarber405]

@nowowiejski_ki @RushTix Bear shitting in the woods concert?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

At this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll, the winning child gets to fire the Trump Cabinet member of their choice.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

To Trump and Fox News followers, and I say this with love and respect, they are offering you a set of things to fear and hate in response to anything that may be wrong with your lives. Respectfully,why not consider joining a movement that actually looks to make your lives better?

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Holy shit.

[MightyMouse @Seanbarber405]

@Official_S1N_X This is only the major press conference schedule.

https://t.co/8ET2xKOVwh

[MightyMouse @Seanbarber405]

@BlackLotus_Luna

[Angry BFlay (Parody) @AngryBFlay]

Starting a bakery for brides left at the altar called This Is A Huge Miscake. All of our designs have plenty of tears.

[MightyMouse @Seanbarber405]

We should take the time now to make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive. Afterwards, it's just beating a dead horse.

[MightyMouse @Seanbarber405]

Guess who remembered ear plugs? #worstcorporatebandever