Although your human may be reluctant to participate in shower time, it is important that you, as a responsible human owner, keep them free of dirt and parasites with a regular spray-down.
Although many start tomorrow #cricketisback, our 5ths played last Sunday against Kirkby Portland CC. Does this piece of fielding sum up #clubcricket? #backingup
Dear hotels everywhere: Please stop placing the “shower gel” next to the sink...4 feet from the actual shower...where we have to risk our soaking-wet naked asses sliding across the floor to grab it. Put it in the mother...fucking...shower. Whoever suggested otherwise is dumb AF.
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@MrJamesMay I’ve just watched the first episode of Big Trouble in Model Britain. Brilliant TV, and looking forward to the second episode and the fight!!!