Sean

I don't really know how I've got this far. Invented the sit down shower.

[Sean @Seansfs93]

Current mood

[〽️ @MattOfTheSouth]

“So you know the time you usually go to bed? That’s their dinner time”

[Sean @Seansfs93]

@brennanmygoat @Billie_T Edu apprentice apparently. Not good news at all if he comes in

[Champions 25/26 🏆 @SalibaTequila]

Overground is your best bet

[James. @afcjxmes]

I know this gets spoken about a lot but I do think it'd be nice if we chanted more about Arsenal and less about Tottenham on days like today

[Ollie Davis @Ollie_Davis]

Whilst I’ve been genuinely surprised with the amount of Arsenal shirts around London, I’ve been even more surprised by the amount of ‘neutrals’ hate-watching, celebrating their defeat, and I absolutely love it.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Manvir Bains ²⁰🏆 @MannyBLFC]

Pep Guardiola pulling up to Jürgen Klopp's villa in Majorca

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Kgothatsoxo]

Teams, Excel and Outlook after watching you enjoy your weekend

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Can’t wait for the JPMorgan Movie

[vic @CountOnVic]

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spurs medical team would have sent Eriksen back on after he died ffs

[Currys @currys]

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Unbelievable tweet. The message, the wording, the syntax, the emoji. A proper 2015 “Your boyfriend” throwback.

[Olivia Buzaglo @OliviaBuzaglo]

So you genuinely don’t believe Chelsea are in a better place than 12 months ago? Performances under Maresca have improved massively, mentality has improved and the squad has definitely improved. Remember you said we wouldn’t get top four last season and we did. You didn’t have us battering PSG like we did. That deserves a lot of credit and to me is a clear indication Chelsea are heading in the right direction. As for transfers, Gittens for Madueke is the only transfer this summer in which I understand what you mean, like for like. Bringing in Delap, Pedro, Hato, Estevao that argument doesn’t work for because they’ve actively improved the squad in positions we needed & have given us strength in depth ahead of CL football.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Oooo look it’s the Muani goal again. ‘Foul, end of’ 🥀

[Arron Tyndall @arrontyndall]

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Rodney (after Dave)

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Like getting the Forest job this.

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on the first day of war

[AllThings_THFC @Allthings__THFC]

Since Romero’s red card 5 days ago