Mike Edwards

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

@T_om_s Gone at this cunt fumbling having to pour some Cheerios in a bowl and remembering what school trousers look like

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Sequel to this where it’s just an hour analysing the linesman flagging Baros for offside in the build-up to Smicer’s goal and the ref not spotting it

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

A new manager, departing striker, and a season in chaos ends in European glory. You’ve heard the story, but not like this.

UNTOLD UK: LIVERPOOL’S MIRACLE OF ISTANBUL premieres 19 May, featuring interviews from Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Rafael Benitez, Xabi Alonso and more.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

What on earth is this sudden attempted launch of Darren Cann

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Sequel to Sophie’s Choice but it’s choosing which one of these front facing camera video comedians you’re unable to mute

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W You know you’re in for a stress free football watch when the restaurant has one of these humble kings to rest your phone on

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Sunday sickener

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Recurring nightmare where I’m forced to listen to this bizarre and dementedly told story/gag that is a feature on the steering wheel of my son’s racing game for seemingly no reason.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

@FootballCliches A very “incident happening whilst the TV broadcast is showing a replay” commentator reaction.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

One of the rare great goals to miss whilst you’re looking at your phone as the replay anticipation is through the roof.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

One of the best punting buzzes is when the early golf coverage randomly show the shot of an also-ran that you’ve bet for a side-market: you know either the cunt is holing it from 106 yards or it’s the absolute worst shot you’ve ever seen.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

This Masters coverage has just been Aaron Rai putts and Rory shots from last year.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

This reaching people who exclusively tweet sincerely about golf rather than 6 mutual likes and then being mistaken for a Yank.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Masters 2026 means it’s 10 years since the most undignified moment in sports history: Danny Willett winning the Green Jacket whilst on his phone that he’s having to hold awkwardly to ensure it remains charging

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

@_mjk17 Some people just simply need to have less time on their hands

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Unbelievable tweet. The message, the wording, the syntax, the emoji. A proper 2015 “Your boyfriend” throwback.

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Brazil vs France on ITV tonight, don’t mind if I do 😋

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

@G_mble9 Gone at this https://t.co/I29wDxPtiR

[Mark Thomas @GlammySpurs]

@BackcountryEcho @TheMasters @McIlroyRory Now are are talking

Starter has to be soup, pate, cheeses, chicken wings

Mains

Sirloin steak
Or
Creamy chicken tagliatelle

Pudding

Tiramisu

#TuckIn 😋

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Yeah, but on the other hand: nah

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

I can’t stress this enough, as they say on the internet.
I’ve worked in telly comedy for almost 30 years of my life. A VETERAN.
There is nothing harder, in the telly game, than getting a new comedy show off the ground.
The reaction to a snippet of that new show, or a promo for it, is almost always wildly negative. Comedy always begins from a position of fighting up out of a trench into a hostile no-man’s-land. Bombs of “THIS WILL BE SHIT” landing all around you.
How often have you heard about a drama show - “It gets great five episodes in.”
When have you ever heard anyone EVER say that about comedy? You get one episode AT BEST. Usually, you get about ten minutes. Sometimes one look at your face is enough for people.
Basically, what I’m saying is - give telly comedy a chance! Don’t go in, all arms folded and grumpy. Most shows you see on TV are people reading off teleprompters and actors turning up to recite memorised lines. These comedy performers and writers will have been working like fuck to make you laugh. There is no harder working room in telly than that comedy room.
So PLEASE. Relax, be open, and give this and ANY OTHER NEW COMEDY a chance. It is only here to try to make you smile.
Clip here is fun. Godspeed to all involved!

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Yes, well done Cam Young, but some of us are waiting for a Ludvig par on 18 for the most dispiriting full place returns of all time.

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

This is one of the most viscerally annoying images in history

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Referee Paul Tierney ended up trapped in the middle of Chelsea’s pre-match huddle on the kick-off spot 😅

[Mike Edwards @_MikeEdwards]

Your patronising quote tweet of Big John’s food order might be worded slightly differently but it is simply the same as all the others.