David Searles

[David Searles @Searla]

@ToonMad1881 This post is more embarrassing than that dive 😳

[David Searles @Searla]

@TigerWoods You shithouse - every emotion in the space of a few minutes🤣

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Look at all those empty seats.. pathetic, plastic supporters 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Absolute masterclass from Howe 🙌🙌

#NUFC

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@CarlitoNUFC @NUFC I’m in the exact same boat mate, ordered 27th Nov. Keep getting same copy and paste reply to say “they are trying their best” it’s truly shocking. I can’t get a reply to even cancel the order, so I know I can go and buy from a shop. Oh and customer service number no longer works.

[David Searles @Searla]

@NUFC I ordered an away kit on the 27th November. Granted it had a players name and number on the order - but should i really still be waiting for delivery nearly a month later? Every time I email for an update, I just get the generic "we're trying our best" reply. Anyone???

[David Searles @Searla]

@BurntDeadBird She's a shithouse on this show mind... 😂😂😱😱😱

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After failed ballot attempts for every home game this season, I thought that at least I'll bag tickets for a cup game against Wimbledon? Guess not! Absolute shambles... #nufc #NewcastleUnited @NUFC

[David Searles @Searla]

Has anyone actually managed to secure @oasis tix past the “confirming availability” part? Another absolute shitshow from @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK

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@walla81 The "Crisp Packet" is a banker... the fuckin scruffs 😂😂

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To be fair, @My_Metro are consistent. They never fail to disappoint. We've waited at East Boldon Station for 45 minutes now, 2 trains have come through, both full. Anyone would think there was an international game of football going on. Absolute shambles.

[David Searles @Searla]

@NUFC @NUFC has to be some clarification as to how the ballot will work for families? I have a membership with my two kids, if I get a place in the ballot, will my kids be able to get tickets too?

[Andy Brett @andybrett77]

@NUFC Okay so a ballot, what happens if our family of 4 all have memberships and go into ballot, I guess it could be a situation where only 1 of us get a ticket or 2 of us but in different seats? Even if memberships are linked? Please clarify this.

[David Searles @Searla]

Slash is still about as cool as a men can get, and undoubtedly one of the best to to do it! He's owning #Glastonbury tonight. Axl looks like Chris Whitty at a downing street lockdown karaoke party! All said, this is still brilliant #GunsNRoses

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@madflavor into the last hour of this bad mutherfucker! Burned through it in 3 days! What a story. What a man! I’m gonna be bereft when I’m finished.. 😂Congratulations Cocksucka 😘

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@OctopusEnergy I'm approaching 3 months since I had a smart meter installed to be able to switch to the Octopus Go Tariff. This is still not working despite numerous emails and calls. I feel I have been patient, but the final reply this morning to "we are very busy" is a joke.

[David Searles @Searla]

@TicketmasterCS Hi, I have purchased tickets for the Micky Flanagan show at Newcast O2 City Hall next Tuesday (21st Feb). The tickets have disappeared from my TM account - they are also not showing up in the O2 Venues App? Any help would be great - no response from website.

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@BensonsForBeds so now 4 days since a failed delivery, no correspondence or explanation. Sleeping on the floor, you have my money in full, possibly the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced - horrendous!

[David Searles @Searla]

@BensonsForBeds 30 minutes before delivery (Wed) I’m told only mattress on van. bed now discontinued, so order can’t be fulfilled. Previous bed already take to tip, so now no bed at all and no correspondence at all from anyone at Bensons despite numerous emails, calls and DM’.

[David Searles @Searla]

The kids were genuinely starstruck to see @JamieLeahey01 and Chuck tonight.. what a talented young man 😍

[David Searles @Searla]

Nelson Piquet is getting a load of grief for his racist comments? Bernie Ecclestone: “Hold my beer” the stupid cunt.. 🤷‍♂️