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[molly @mollycrossin]

Does anyone else literally have NO irl friends or

[Ely @pup_hime]

there was a japanese poll that asked "what anime would you like to get a Hollywood live action adaptation" and "none" took the #1 spot by a landslide

[sally darr @sallydarr]

the CDC said you can stop wearing your sorority shirt at 25 years old

[JOHN @IAM_Johnathan]

Nicki said let me drop my old shit because the new girls still ain’t topped it.

[not mitski @mitskiIeaks]

still the most fucking tiktok ever

[Tina Vasquez @TheTinaVasquez]

My dad watches a lot of HGTV and never, ever do they show the faces of the Latino men who are actually performing the home renovations. They are just brown arms. That's all you see.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

which mode of travel will *you* take

[🤡Bouncy🤡 @bouncyclown]

I basically ratio'd ninja and he fuckin deleted his tweet

[🍵 @__chatea]

😘

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?

[Theoretically That Bitch @Tyty_1211]

The whole 'we are closed' and 'nobody wants to work anymore' tweets are making me smile. It's probably the closest we have come to a labor movement since the early years of the 20th century. And corporations made sure to get rid of unions so that there was no room for negotiation