Bryan Smoltz

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@Jeopardy yes. it’s too late.

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@soran0312_ 16

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@GovBobFerguson ok hippie.

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@SenSanders Fix it with policy Bernie. We have a representative government. You are part of it. Help us. Seems complaining on social is now considered governing.

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@bcondotta Barner Butt Bump

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When offered a pup cup, most dog owners decline. I would like to apologize to all the dogs. I’d say to have a sit it. But maybe a don’t sit in? #caninesunite

[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

Yes, Charlie Kirk being shot is a tragedy. But no more of a tragedy than the other 117 people shot today in America, assuming this was an average day of gun violence in our country.

[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Great to have your support in making rape great again.

[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

@RpsAgainstTrump Just give us Greenland

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@SenSanders The working class does not believe that your party can help them Bernie. You need to start talking about issues that actually matter to them.

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@SenSanders Fix things at home Bernie.

[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

@SenSanders I know you mean well. But you make more people vote red than blue.

[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

⁦@angislist⁩ don’t ask me questions if you do not want a response.

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[Bryan Smoltz @SeattleSmoltz]

At @Hertz in Baltimore. I have a reservation, but they have no cars. I blame Seinfeld.

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@OnAirJustin A hundo

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@seattletimes How about we go for actual safe, not feel safe.

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@ATTHelp Tried to report fraud, but that is a business hours only topic for ATT. Inbound fraud attempt included scammer spoofing the ATT SMS short code. a) Fix that and b) move to MFA not as easy to hack as sms. c) start giving a shit about your customers.