Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space

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[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

Don't tell me it's not a good idea ? Or else prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Anyway, I asked Grok for a water-filled nuclear power plant cooling tower wide enough to land Starship inside.
No more need for sea landings, less logistics, and a return to the launch site.
One to throw, another one nearby for the return @SpaceX

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

This with more water :
- Mechanical guidance: the rocket descends perfectly smoothly, as if inside a tube; alignment is forced, and the risk of tipping over becomes virtually zero.
- Maximum thermal contact: the water progressively envelops the lower, middle, and even a significant portion of the upper section of Starship.
- Containment of steam and plume: everything remains confined within the cylinder; there is no uncontrolled lateral spray.
- Closed-loop system: the water is filtered, cooled, and reused in a closed circuit → zero marine pollution, zero loss.

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@_melgibson1_ I’m a bit like Saint Thomas… I believe what I see. Right now I’m still waiting to get rich enough to shout it from the rooftops without looking like a hypocrite. But that march? Hard to ignore

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

Je suis dans un merdier monumental. Le genre de merdier qui te fait revoir toute ta vie défiler en accéléré.

La journée était parfaite.
Soleil, chaleur, sortie en famille, rires, glaces, tout le monde de bonne humeur.

On rentre tranquillement en voiture, content, détendu…Puis elle pose LA question.
Celle qui fait basculer un homme en une seconde. Tu sais quel jour on est aujourd’hui ?

Le silence qui suit est assourdissant. Mon cerveau fait un scan d’urgence.
Anniversaire d’un enfant ? Non.
Fête des pères ? Non.
Anniversaire de quelqu’un ? Non…

Et là, le coup de massue : Aujourd’hui, on fête nos 14 ans de mariage.

Je suis un homme mort. Assis au volant, le sourire figé, en train de calculer mentalement combien de temps il me reste avant l’exécution.

Alors… vous feriez quoi à ma place ?

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@brivael 🤣🤣🤣

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk Historic earnings call happening right now.
Most companies report the past.
SpaceX is reporting the future

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk When the company pushing the hardest on the frontiers of AI and space chooses you exclusively, that says everything.
Nvidia just got the ultimate validation

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

Reconnaître le rôle de la génétique n’est pas du déterminisme.
C’est simplement refuser de construire des politiques sur des mensonges.
La science doit guider, pas l’idéologie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@cremieuxrecueil Genetics have a massive effect on propensity to violence

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

Des data centers en orbite avec les mêmes puces que ceux sur Terre.
L’efficacité énergétique et la scalabilité viennent de l’espace.
On assiste en direct à la naissance d’une nouvelle infrastructure mondiale

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

SpaceX is partnering with @Nvidia to design the Starmind AI1 satellite compute payload.

Each of the Starmind satellites will include NVIDIA Rubin GPUs and Vera CPUs for datacenter class space compute → https://t.co/4MOQv0DvTQ

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

+92 % de chiffre d’affaires, Starship qui avance, Starlink qui double, et maintenant l’IA spatiale.
SpaceX ne se contente plus de dominer le spatial.
Ils sont en train de redéfinir ce qu’est une entreprise technologique au XXIe siècle.
Impressionnant

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

We posted our second quarter 2026 financial and operational results → https://t.co/YCRzq6gSV3

Q2 highlights:
- Demonstrated the power of extreme vertical integration, delivering revenue growth of 92% year-over-year across Space, Connectivity, and AI
- Completed two successful Starship V3 flight tests in the past 90 days, advancing towards full and rapid reusability
- Closed multiple industry-leading Cloud Services Agreements resulting in $14.1 billion of contracted sales
- Announced agreement to acquire Cursor for $60 billion to accelerate the AI enterprise opportunity
- Released our most powerful AI model yet with Grok 4.5 in July
- Delivered 66% revenue and 79% income from operations growth year-over-year for the Connectivity segment, driven by a doubling of Starlink Subscribers and continued momentum in Enterprise & Government
- Awarded over $6 billion in multi-year U.S. government contracts for Starshield

As compared to the same quarter last year:
- Revenues of $7.8 billion, up 92% from $4.1 billion
- Net loss of $541 million, an improvement of $467 million from net loss of $1.0 billion
- Adjusted EBITDA of $3.5 billion, up 191% from $1.2 billion

Thank you to the SpaceX team, and all our customers and investors for a great quarter!

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@MORANDAlexandr5 @brivael La cocaïne et les stimulants en général : amphétamines, MDMA… provoque une mydriase. C'est les opioïdes (héroïne, morphine, etc.) qui provoquent un myosis.

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@_Triboulet_ @brivael Non mais vu mon expérience dans les drogues je peux te dire qu'elle n'a pas dans son état normal, peut être extasy plutôt

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk @wtznc @Jason @grok Peak Elon energy.
No further explanation needed

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk @RupertLowe10 When Elon says “Interesting”, the rest of us should start paying very close attention

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk @KanekoaTheGreat FAFO remains undefeated.
Some lessons can only be learned the hard way

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk @cremieuxrecueil The data has been clear for decades.
Ignoring genetics doesn’t make the problem disappear, it just makes solutions impossible

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@SpaceX Historic moment.
First earnings call since “going public”… even if the details are still fuzzy.
Whatever happens, one thing is clear : SpaceX is playing a completely different game from every other company on Earth

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk Space compute becoming ground compute.
Same design, higher efficiency, no solar panels needed. This is how you leapfrog the entire data center industry in one move.
Most companies optimize the present.
SpaceX is redesigning the future

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@EyeOfJackieChan can go to bed 😂😂

I hope he got a medal

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I thought that sh*t only worked in films

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@EvaFox 2h50 afternoon or in the night?

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

Cette tête d'Elon 🤣🤣
2h50 de l'après midi ou de la nuit ?

Elon's head 😂😂
2h50 : the afternoon or in tbe night ?

[Eva Fo𝕏 🦊 Claudius Nero's Legion @EvaFox]

Elon Musk in 1995 enjoys the trophy after successfully raiding the refrigerator in the kitchen of his then-girlfriend Jennifer's parents 😂

[Seb Bidouille | Idées Tech & Space @SebBidouille]

@elonmusk Academia has inverted its entire moral compass.
Truth is now optional. Skin color is mandatory.
Integrity is the real minority view. Gad is simply describing the obvious. Elon agreeing makes it impossible to ignore