Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate)

HPCC 2022 Winner UTC

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@fawdan well said young man

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

an unfortunate result for the combe today, we will ride again, would rather lose than have to live in Watchet though tbf.

Mind the gap gumber, as you were.

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

plymvegas, coventry and briz were levelled in the blitz, Watchet remains to this day undestroyed. A waste of resources and opportunity I'd say.

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@RanRodfrey I can't find Gumber on the playcricket website because we are in the division above you, how are you guys doing?

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

unless you are elderly or infirm paying someone to construct flat pack furniture for you is a sign of weakness and I deem you as untrustworthy

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

i think we should be sending more animals to space if anything

we can’t be sure they don’t love it

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@ShutupLyle if she’s serious about weight loss then she should be rolling her own (no filter (roach at most))

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

i’m the second most hungover man in the world, the first being my housemate.

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

got told to fuck off by a blind scottish man on the tube.

no apparent reason apart from being slightly in his way

we move

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

just seen someone in spoons get a worthington creamflow shandy.

never felt more sick in my life.

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@Danny_Darwood @RupertLowe10 This is, by far, one of the single worst ideas I have ever seen shared

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

whilst you lot are wasting your time buying flowers for your loved ones, I was researching, and today I stand to make £560,100 when all my selections for the weekends sport come in. Watch this space. You will all be forgotten when I win.

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[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

Hello all,

Just so you know, you CAN'T (you really cannot), leave your phone in the pocket of your favourite trousers in the washing machine on a mixed fabric cycle with extra rinse and expect it to work after.

This post was not written from my iPhone.
Email me if needed.

SGC

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@s8mb really defeats the point though doesn’t it

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

there is really no better sight to see on the first working monday of the year

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

it’s the continental diet

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@elonmusk are you familiar with the term ‘overcompensation’?

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@biolenin1sm looks like someone failed 2025 dry january

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

will i be allowed to watch the fireworks for free from my balcony or is that prohibited also

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access.

If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.

[Div 2 Destroyer (White Chocolate) @SebChipp]

@brownliberite man discovers spheres can’t be perfectly portrayed on a flat surface