Has Seb Payne Got A Safe Seat Yet?

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Reminder: Seb Payne is 36 years old

[Lola Salem @SalemLola]

Visiting the local gated community to witness a miracle (@WTMAtkinson’s Resurrection).

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@BovrilG As the official Seb Payne seat tracker, I can confirm

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The only way to destroy his ageing curse is by getting a safe seat

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Belarusian teenager photographed in 1941 and 1945

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@connor_naismith He’s racing Seb Payne to one

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He needs his safe seat asap

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

This young boy would close to the British establishment for 4 short years and look what it did to him.

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

“The noises in the jungle are real, Boris is wanting to come back."

Some Conservative MPs are talking to Boris Johnson about offering him their safe seats, says Tim Montgomerie.

@Montie | @JPonPolitics

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Live scenes from Seb’s attic

[Michael Gibbs @janglymissive]

@SebGotSafeSeat There's an incredibly youthful looking portrait of him in his attic that's currently running for Tunbridge Wells.

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The only way for Seb Payne to defeat his ageing curse is to have a safe seat

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Better luck next time Seb

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories have selected Sean Houlston to be their candidate in the Runcorn and Helsby by-election

A member of the "Next Generation Tories", he is the Head of Membership & Digital at the National Federation of Builders

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It’s time

[@Tomorrow'sMPs @tomorrowsmps]

🔵 RUNCORN: one source claims the three contenders for the Conservative nomination are:
Jade Marsden, candidate in 2024; former cand for Liverpool city region mayor;
Hugo Deynem, Cheshire W & Chester cllr;
Sean Houlston, Widnes & Halewood cand, 2024.
Can anyone confirm this?

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The safe seat hunt begins

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories have started candidate selection in Runcorn and Helsby

Current suspended Labour MP Mike Amesbury is due to be sentenced on Monday after assaulting a constituent

[@breeallegretti]

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No safe seat in that by-election

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

@christiancalgie If you have a copy lying around, Farage spoke to me in Broken Heartlands about his experience in that by-election and what it taught him about how working class England was changing.

[Has Seb Payne Got A Safe Seat Yet? @SebGotSafeSeat]

There are no safe seats in the north for you

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

Read this for a second time, don't agree with all of Tom's analysis but it is the most thought-provoking thing I've come across in a while on how levelling up should really be done. Much for pro-growth campaigners to think about too

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No

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No

(Happy new year)

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I can confirm Seb Payne did not receive a safe seat for Christmas

Merry Christmas! 🎄

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Yes

[David Carter @WsagSyz]

Did Boris Johnson and Micheal Gove have a baby? 🤷

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Seb has found a safe seat

… at a desk

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

🗣️ Some personal news, as the cliche goes: I’m thrilled to be joining @thetimes in December as leader writer and columnist. Since reading the Funday Times at the age of six, it’s the paper I’ve dreamed of writing for. Couldn’t be a better moment to get stuck into the big debates.

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Siri, show me a man not having a safe seat

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

Siri, show me Britain's productivity problem through a parody of Yes Minister

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Everyone predicted Seb would not get a safe seat

[Sebastian Payne @SebastianEPayne]

Who could have possibly predicted this?