Nicholas Asslick

Researcher for Isabel Oakeshitt.

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@KarolineGosling Was it having a face like a baboon’s arse that made you so bitter and twisted?

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@CF_Farrow ‘Me me me me me. It’s all about me’.

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@daveatherton I hope she pissed in your tea.

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@KTHopkins @owenjonesjourno He’s a lot better looking than you love.

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@jessalinecaine Your hairdresser must hate you love.

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@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra Your performance was a comedy classic mate. Especially the bit where little Stephen told you to shut up.

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@MaxineFothergil @GY_First @RupertLowe10 @RestoreBritain_ You’re a bit fickle, aren’t you Max? Remember when you used to love Nige?

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@KarenReform Is your son still sending dick pics?

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@jessgill03 You most certainly are thick dear.

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@MaxineFothergil @RupertLowe10 @restorebritain Mind they don’t boot you out for misdemeanours, like Reform did.

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@MaxineFothergil ‘I used to be Reform but they booted me out, so now I’ll use every opportunity to slag them off.

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@jessgill03 Thick little fascist.

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@KarenReform @GoodwinMJ Is you son still sending dick pics?

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@oliverburdick I bet you love it up the bum.

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@mrberkanxk1 Is it having a tiny dick and a face like a slapped arse that makes you so angry?

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@SamanthaTaghoy You’re lying again.

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@KarenReform @reformparty_uk @EFReform Do think people who send indecent pics and don’t pay back loans should be councillors?

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@DerrickEvans4WV I bet you love it up the bum.

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@NaomiSeibt Ugly little Nazi.

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@KarenReform Yes - we need to kep it safe from perverts who send ‘inappropriate pics’ don’t you think?