Sebastian Kettley ☭

‘But every little difference may become a big one if it is insisted on.'

V. I. Lenin, One Step Forward, Two Steps Back, 1904

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Secured the leadership on the basis of pledges he immediately broke, purged left wing members and MPs, moved Labour hard to the right, and gave a speech channeling Enoch Powell. But it’s this charmless worm who was “betrayed”.

[Stephen Smith @SteveNickSmith]

Thing is, he is getting this coronation because everyone with genuine power knows he’ll be continuity Starmer with some actual politician skills. If there was any danger of him being any good such as introducing genuinely progressive policy, all hell would be breaking loose now

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

He sacrificed far more than his childrens' teenage years.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Starmer having over 400 seats only to resign in just a year because he’s so hated should put the whole “Centrism wins” strategy to rest

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

That great anti-establishment movement in full: a street thug and a cartoon posho.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

never write starmer off - if anyone can find a compromise between resigning and not resigning it’s him

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

No mention of the 168 children that were killed when they bombed an elementary school on the first day of the war. Liberals keep dismissing the lives of Iranian children just like they’ve spent years dismissing the lives of Palestinian children.

[Emma-Hold The F💀ck Up 🇮🇪✊🇵🇸🇺🇦🇱🇧 @branfan91]

Yo @jimmyfallon why in the ever loving fuck did you have a rapist on your show?

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Pochin somehow manages to both diminish the seriousness of domestic violence, and make football not fun, all in the space of 13 seconds.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

They will interview a drunk person hoping to get outrageous comments but they will cover the mic as soon as they say something reasonable

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

Keir Starmer addressing the nation's children:

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Isn't it nice that the lads can put aside the politics and come together to support a lovely bit of extrajudicial murder.

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Client journalism

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

a mentally disabled aristocrat has lost a pointless war which resulted in a humiliating treaty at Versailles

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

The "you can't say anything these days" guys are - with notable exceptions - awfully quiet about the *actual* criminalisation of people saying things.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

No, I preach politics like “stop murdering Palestinian kids”.

Oh: and “don’t attack pensioners and disabled people.”

You’re a glorified internet troll serving in one of the most despised governments in history.