Sebastian Telephone

Former Hall Star and two...maybe three-time incineration survivor | I CRAVE PEANUTS | pfp by @fairchart, used with permission | he/him

[merc @fateologist]

2/? ah..yes....plot relevance #blaseball

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

@VelaSauce You can do that?!

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

PUDGE?!

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

Jess...is home.

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

THE DALLAS STEAKS
ARE
YOUR
ILB CHAMPIONS

[REALLY SUPER EVIL Dallas Steaks @DallasSteaks]

THE DALLAS STEAKS MOVE PAST THE FIRST ROUND OF PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

[bennett who makes games @bennett_is_gone]

Dont gotta look back if you can just drag the past into the present. Welcome back to Hades, @jesstelephone

#blaseball

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

Not again....

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

York.....I never wanted to see you here...

[Captora #1 Crys Lover @CaptoraArt]

And I thought about her as I was engulfed in flames
I said "I'm sorry", but I wasn't sorry
#blaseball

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

They need plasma! Someone get them some plasma!

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

@GuertaToast 😁

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

I want to bake some welcome goodies for all of the new additions to the Hall, but all I’ve got are these ding dang peanuts! Can someone send me some flour and water and milk and eggs and sugar and powdered sugar and butter and brown sugar and an oven and oil and some chocolate ch

[Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet @BiffIfh]

UPDATE: Jessica "Soul Killer" Telephone is one Flooding away from being the first (non Chorby Soul) player with 10+ Soul

[kate! @fairchart]

ok so jess ISN'T on the wings anymore... but i love to draw her in different uniforms and this wip sat in my #blaseball folder for over a week

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

@JamesMora_Blase @SPicklestein @tillmanrules @august_mina @idolfourteen I’d describe it as comfortable, if not somewhat boring. The Monitor seems to have taken a liking to me though. They just won’t let me go!

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

I never thought I would be upset about a Sundae...

[Captora #1 Crys Lover @CaptoraArt]

Sometimes I need to stay grounded
I need to hear you on the phone
But I guess you left it on silent
'cause now all I get is the dial tone...
#blaseball

[kate! @fairchart]

finished up with this seb and joshua from the stream with @_waalkr yesterday! #blaseball

[Sebastian Telephone @SebTelephone]

what does “UwU” mean?