Andujar

modern day Jesus

[Mints @mints_____]

yo before i tell you how i killed my parents is it cool if i touch my penis really quick? i just wanna sit on my nuts for this whole interrogation.

[cabby @cabby]

Yeah dude yell and scream at me thats going to make your kid get up faster after getting hit by my car

[Earl Simmons @YankeesFanEarl]

This country has a serious mental health crisis

[Think Before You Sleep @TBYSTweet]

Just what I was looking for. A collage of retards.

[brit @pashedmotatos]

They really wanted the men’s hockey team to give the president a lecture on identity politics mid beer bong

[Magills @magills_]

These people are legitimately insane

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Go USA, pass it on.

[Megalo Don @fnmegalodon_]

everything i’ve read about this guy sounds like an always sunny in philadelphia dennis reynolds side plot

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

It breaks my heart to say but in order to save this country we are probably going to have to do things that make women sad :(

[Andujar @SebastianAnduja]

@Fanatics Doesn’t look like the same game jersey quality to me .

[kaitlyn:) @knyyyltiak]

idk who needs to hear this but you can just admit you hate the patriots. you don’t have to do all this schedule talk. you can literally just say you hate that the patriots are better than your team again

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

christian gonzalez at approximately 10:17 PM on super bowl sunday

[brandon* @brndxix]

Will Campbell is not fighting and dying to protect his quartback

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

.@Patriots start cheating

[Football @BostonConnr]

This is, without a doubt, the worst quarter of football the Patriots have played so far this year

[𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙈𝙚  @JusMe___]

Victory Monday pats nation… onto the AFC Championship

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Drake Maye hitting the blackjack tables with his brothers after winning a playoff game is realest thing I’ve seen in a minute

[ÖRCA really doe♩෴🇻🇳 @no_2Demon]

Me playing with my ballsack in the summer:

[Andujar @SebastianAnduja]

Mouth don’t matter if you don’t got that throat #youknowwhoyouare

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Isaac Johnson, current Guinness World Record holder for largest male mouth gape (4.014 in), faced Joey Chestnut in a Pierogi eating contest during a Cavs game 🤣